Birds and Bees

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 04/02/2014
  • Views: 6,587

A mom and dad alter the classic "birds and bees" talk to make it fit their alternative sexual preferences. (2:24)

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[applause]

- MOM, DAD,

I FOUND THIS IN YOUR ROOM,AND I HAVE A QUESTION.

- [chuckles] HONEY,I THINK IT'S TIME WE HAVE

THAT BIRDS AND BEES TALK.- OH, DEAR LORD.

[laugh track]- BUT DAD, I LEARNED

ALL ABOUT THE BIRDS AND BEESAND OTHER WILDLIFE

WHILE IN THE SCOUTS.[laugh track]

- NO, SWEETIE,THIS IS DIFFERENT.

- YES, SON.

WHEN A MOMMY BIRDAND A DADDY BEE LOVE EACH OTHER,

THEY WILL COME TOGETHERAND MAKE A BABY.

- HOWEVER, SOMETIMES,

THE BIRDS LIKE TO STUNGBY THE BEES FOR FUN.

[laugh track]- OTHER TIMES,

THE BEES LIKE TO BE CHOKEDBY THE BIRDS.

- SOMETIMES, THE BIRD AND BEEWILL SWITCH ROLES...

[laugh track]WHERE THE BEE GETS STUNG

BY A FAKE STINGERTHAT THE BIRD WEARS.

[laugh track]- THEN THERE ARE TIMES

WHEN THE BIRD WEARS A MASK,WHERE SHE HAS TO TRUST THE BEE

TO DO THINGSTHAT HURT IN THE BEGINNING,

BUT IN THE END, FEEL AMAZING.[laugh track]

- OTHER TIMES, A BEEWILL HOOK UP WITH ANOTHER BEE,

BUT IT'S COOL,BECAUSE IT WAS IN A HOT TUB.

- SOMETIMES, A BIRDLIKES TO GET STUNG

BY MANY DIFFERENT BEES IN A ROW,WHILE SHE WAS IN COLLEGE.

- SOMETIMES,THE BEE GOES TO VEGAS

AND SLEEPS WITH A STRANGE BIRD.

THEN HE FINDS OUTTHAT THE BIRD HAS A STINGER.

[laugh track]THAT BEE HAD TO KILL THAT BIRD

AND LEAVE THE BODYOUTSIDE THE CITY.

- UH-OH.- SOMETIMES, THE--

- MOM? DAD?

ARE WE STILL TALKINGABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES?

[both chuckle][laugh track]

[cheers and applause]

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