Pet or Furry? - More of Me to Love

  • Season 1, Ep 01021
  • 02/10/2014
  • Views: 2,960

Chris reads the contestants detailed descriptions of animals, and the comics must determine whether they are about furries looking for love or actual pets looking for homes. (2:35)

PET OR FURRY.

PET OR FURRY.

THE DESCRIPTIONS OF PEOPLE ONTHE FURRY DATING SITE ON FURRY

DATE.COM ARE EERILYODDLY SIMILAR TO THE

DESCRIPTIONS OF PETS UP FORADOPTION ON PETFINDER.COM.

I'M GOING TO READ YOU THE NAMEAND DESCRIPTION OF AN ANIMAL,

AND YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IF IT'SA PET OR A FURRY.

CORRECT ANSWERS ARE WORTH 250POINTS.

SMASH-- "A WOLF BUILD WITH A REDFOX'S COLORS AND MARKINGS."

ABBI?

>> OKAY, PET, BECAUSE I BET IT'SNAMED AFTER SOMEONE WHO LOVED

THAT SHOW, AND IT'S LIKE, I'MREALLY INTO THIS NEW-- THE SHIBA

EMU.

>> I LIKE HEARING YOUR PROCESS.

BUT THE CORRECT ANSWER IS FURRY.

>> I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE LIKEOPPOSITES, BASICALLY.

HE'S BASICALLY A WOLF-- IT SAYSA MORE COMPLEX DESCRIPTION.

BUT BASICALLY, IT'S A FOX--OKAY, OKAY.

>> THE ONLY FOX PARTS ARE IN THECOLORING.

>> HE'S GOT, LIKE, A GENITALIMPRINT, RIGHT?

>> I WOULD SAY HE IS A WOLFFILLED WITH FOX MARKINGS AND A

LITTLE BIT OF CAMEL.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> BLITZ-- "HE IS VERY LONELYAND HAS NO ONE TO GIVE HIS LOVE

TO."

>> I'M GOING TO GO WITHADOPTABLE PET?

>> NO, IT'S A FURRY.

IT'S A FURRY.

>> OH, MAN!

>> I CALL THIS ONE HAIRY STYLES.

H-A-I-R-Y.

IT'S GOT TO GO SOMEWHERE.

>> HE, LIKE, SAFETY PINNED IT TOTHE BACK OF HIS JEANS AND PUT IT

TO THE SIDE AND TAKE THEPICTURE.

>> TEDDY-- "OKAY, OKAY, SO I'M ALITTLE CHUNKY.

THAT'S JUST MORE OF ME TO LOVE.

I KNOW, THAT, TOO.

I GET A LITTLE SASSY.

WELL, HEY, I HAVE A LITTLESPUNK.

MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS.

GEEZ, WHAT'S A GUY TO DO?">> I THINK A PET.

>> YES, IT'S A PET.

( APPLAUSE )>> COVER THAT UP!

THERE ARE KIDS HERE!

SERIOUSLY!

>> I WAS LIKE, WHAT?

>> I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THIS, YOUGUYS.

>> I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSIONTHAT THE PEOPLE THAT ARE WRITING

THE FURRY DESCRIPTIONS ARE THEWAY LESS CREEPY THAN PEOPLE

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