Pet or Furry? - More of Me to Love

  • Season 1 , Ep 01021
  • 02/10/2014
  • Views: 3,250

Chris reads the contestants detailed descriptions of animals, and the comics must determine whether they are about furries looking for love or actual pets looking for homes. (2:30)

PET OR FURRY?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THE DESCRIPTIONS OF PEOPLE ON

THE FURRY DATING SITE

furrymate.com ARE

EERILY SIMILAR TO THE

DESCRIPTIONS OF PETS UP FOR

ADOPTION ON petfinder.com

SO I'M GOING TO READ YOU THE

NAME AND DESCRIPTION OF AN

ANIMAL, AND YOU HAVE TO TELL ME

IF IT'S A PET OR A FURRY.

CORRECT ANSWERS ARE WORTH 250

POINTS.

LET US BEGIN.

SMASH-- "A WOLF BUILD WITH A RED

FOX'S COLORS AND MARKINGS."

YES, ABBI?

>> OKAY, PET, BECAUSE I BET IT'S

NAMED AFTER SOMEONE WHO LOVED

THAT SHOW, AND IT'S LIKE, I'M

REALLY INTO THIS NEW-- IT'S THE

SHIBA INU.

AND I THINK THAT THAT HAS A KIND

OF THAT BUILD.

>> Chris: I LIKED HEARING YOUR

PROCESS.

BUT THE CORRECT ANSWER IS FURRY.

>> I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE LIKE

OPPOSITE.

>> BASICALLY.

HE'S "BASICALLY" A WOLF BUILD,

BUT THERE'S LIKE, IF THERE'S A

MORE COMPLEX DESCRIPTION.

BUT BASICALLY, IT'S A FOX.

>> Chris: JUST SO YOU KNOW.

>> OKAY, OKAY.

>> Chris: THE ONLY FOX PARTS ARE

IN THE COLORING.

>> HE'S GOT, LIKE, A GENITAL

IMPRINT, RIGHT?

>> Chris: I WOULD SAY HE IS A

WOLF BUILD WITH FOX MARKINGS

AND A LITTLE BIT OF CAMEL.

(LAUGHTER)

(APPLAUSE)

NEXT ONE, BLITZ-- "HE IS VERY

LONELY AND HAS NO ONE TO GIVE

HIS LOVE TO."

ILANA.

>> I'M GOING TO GO WITH

ADOPTABLE PET?

>> Chris: NO, IT'S A FURRY.

IT'S A FURRY.

>> OH, MAN!

>> Chris: I CALL THIS ONE

HAIRY STYLES.

H-A-I-R-Y.

(LAUGHTER)

>> I LOVE HIS SMUSHED TAIL.

YEAH!

SMUSHING OUT THE SIDE.

>> Chris: SMUSHING OUT THE SIDE.

IT'S GOT TO GO SOMEWHERE.

>> HE, LIKE, SAFETY PINNED IT TO

THE BACK OF HIS JEANS AND THEN

PUT IT TO THE SIDE TO TAKE THE

PICTURE.

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, ONE

LAST ONE.

TEDDY-- "OKAY, OKAY,

SO I'M A LITTLE CHUNKY.

THAT'S JUST MORE OF ME TO LOVE.

I GET A LITTLE SASSY.

BUT HEY, I HAVE A LITTLE

SPUNK!!!"

MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS.

"GEEZ, WHAT'S A GUY TO DO?"

>> I THINK A PET.

>> Chris: YES, IT'S A PET.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> COME ON, GUYS, WE DID IT!

>> Chris: COVER THAT UP!

THERE ARE KIDS HERE!

SERIOUSLY!

>> I WAS LIKE, WHAT?

>> Chris: I AM SO SORRY ABOUT

THIS, YOU GUYS.

>> I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION

THAT THE PEOPLE THAT ARE WRITING

THE FURRY DESCRIPTIONS ARE WAY

LESS CREEPY THAN THE PEOPLE

WRITING THESE.

(LAUGHTER)

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