- The odds of falling in love
with the perfect personat the perfect time
are about the oddsof, I don't know,
being discovered in Hollywood.
Wait a minute.
I asked a similarly desperatequestion for many years,
which was, "How do youmake it in show business?
Do you move to San Diego anddisguise yourself as a bush?"
And what do famous peoplealways say?
They always say, "Well, do you--Do you enjoy doing it?
"Just keep doing itand pretty soon you think,
"'Wow, this is what I do.'
Just...best of luck."
Which turns outis profoundly true.
Is that what a relationship is?
Is it just showing up?I can do that.
I didn't realizethat there'd be ambiguity,
doubt or confusion,
or at least the amountthat there is in a job.
'Cause people always say
once you've been doingsomething a long time,
"Oh, but you always wanted tobe, you know, a comedian."
I did not want to dothis show tonight.
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