Brent Morin - Trying to Be Cool

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 11/07/2013
  • Views: 22,250

There is no such thing as a witty and charming goodbye in Brent Morin's world. (1:51)

I WISH I WAS COOL.

I DO, I'M NOT COOL.

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHYI'M NOT COOL?

BECAUSE I TRY TO BE COOL.THAT'S MY PROBLEM.

EVEN THE WAY I'M DRESSEDRIGHT NOW,

LIKE I'M IN A BANDTHAT DIDN'T WORK.

LIKE I HAD ONE SONG ON MTV2,AND NOW I'M ON A REALITY SHOW.

THAT'S HOW--I AM, BECAUSE HERE'S WHY:

IT'S 'CAUSE I TRYTO BE COOL.

DON'T DO THAT.JUST STAY YOU.

LIKE, I'LL BE AT A PARTY,I SEE A PRETTY GIRL I KNOW.

I'LL BE LIKE,"HEY, JANE THE DAME."

I'M LIKE, "DAMN IT, GET THE CAR.MIKE, GET THE CAR."

"WHAT HAPPENED?""I RHYMED."

"YOU RHYMED ALREADY?""JUST GET THE CAR, MIKE!"

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE LIKE,"WHAT'S GOING ON?"

"BRENT RHYMED AGAINLIKE DR. SEUSS."

"JUST GET IN THE CAR.THERE WERE NO GIRLS ANYWAY."

"THERE WERE PLENTY OF GIRLS,BRENT!"

EXITS ARE THE WORST FOR ME,THOUGH.

I CAN'T LEAVEA CONVERSATION,

'CAUSE I ALWAYS TRY TO SAYSOMETHING WITTY OR CHARMING

WHEN I'M WALKING AWAY.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I THINKI CAN DO THAT.

I CAN'T.JUST SAY "BYE."

LIKE, YOU EVER TRY TO SAYSOMETHING WITTY OR CHARMING

WHEN YOU'RE WALKING AWAY,THEN, LIKE,

YOUR BRAIN-TO-MOUTHDOESN'T WORK

AND ACTUAL WORDSDON'T EVEN COME OUT?

YOU EVER DO THAT BEFORE?

LIKE, SOME GIRLS WILL BE LIKE,"IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU."

I'M LIKE, "HEY, NICE TO F--UH,[stuttering]."

"MIKE, THE CAR!"

"WHY ARE YOU WALKINGLIKE A LEGO?"

"JUST GET THE CAR, MIKE,PLEASE!"

YOU TRY TO JUSTIFY IT.LIKE, "MAYBE SHE JUST THINKS

I HAD A STROKEAND I HANDLED IT WELL."

YO, YOU EVER DO THAT,THEN REALIZE

YOU'RE WALKING THE WRONG WAYAND GOTTA GO BACK?

YOU'RE LIKE, "DAMN IT!"

BUT YOU'RE LIKE, "IT'S OKAY,I GOT ANOTHER CHANCE."

BUT THEN SHE THROWS YOU,LIKE, "HAVE A GOOD NIGHT."

YOU'RE LIKE, "YEAH,KEEP THE RAIN DOWN."

"'KEEP THE RAIN DOWN'?

WHAT ARE YOU, PRINCE?""MIKE, THE CAR!

I'M NOT DOING WELL!"

"WHY ARE YOU WALKINGIN CIRCLES?"

"WHY ARE YOU ASKING QUESTIONSINSTEAD OF GETTING THE CAR?

YOU'RE THE WORSTDESIGNATED DRIVER EVER!"

"SHE'S LOOKING AT YOU WEIRD.""SHE'S STILL THERE?"

"YEAH.""WHAT SHOULD I DO?"

"SAY SOMETHING.""F--

MIKE! HELP!"[laughs]

[cheers and applause]

Loading...