Animal Attack Insurance

  • Season 6 , Ep 15
  • 07/08/2009
  • Views: 28,653

The Reno Sheriff's Department learns about its new health plan, which offers full coverage for bear attacks -- in some cases. (1:36)

Man: HEY!

Second man: HEY, HOW AREYOU GUYS DOING TODAY?

ARE YOU GUYS READY TO LEARNABOUT HEALTH INSURANCE?

YEAH!

WHO KNOWS WHATHEALTH IS?ANYONE KNOW?

WELL, I THINK THE DEFINITIONOF HEALTH IS NOT HAVING

A PREEXISTING MEDICALCONDITION THAT YOUDON'T TELL

THE COMPANY ABOUT.

Man:DING DING DING DING.

WE GOT A WINNEROVER HERE.

Second man:THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER.

Dangle:YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

YOU GIVE US $500 A MONTH,AND WE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.

PRETTY MUCH IF--MOSTTHINGS ARE COVERED.

ARE YOU SAYING--

LET'S ASK YOU THIS.

WHAT IS THE SCARIEST THINGYOU THINK COULD HAPPEN

TO YOUR BODY?

BEAR ATTACK.

BEAR ATTACK.

WE WOULD COVER THAT.

YOU WOULD COVERA BEAR ATTACK?

IF YOU'RE ON THE JOB...YEAH.

AND YOU GET--IF YOU'REIN YOUR WORKPLACEAND YOU GET ATTACKED

BY A BEAR,WE WILL COVER THAT.

IN THE WORKPLACE.

WORKPLACEIN HERE?

ANY ANIMAL ATTACKSTHAT HAPPENWITHIN THE BUILDING--

Dangle: COVERED.

YOU ARE 100% COVERED.

INSIDE THE BUILDING.

MINUS ATTACK DOGS THAT AREALREADY IN THE BUILDING.

I'M GOING TO TALK TO YOUABOUT SOMETHING, THOUGH,

BECAUSE THIS IS A LITTLEBIT OF A WAVY AREA.

IF YOU BRING INAN ANIMAL

THAT SOMEONE--NOT EVEN YOU--BRINGS

INTO THE FACILITY,THEN THAT IS CANCELLED.

ANY ANIMALWITH AN OWNER.

IF WE HAVE A BREAK-IN,

LIKE A WILD ANIMALBREAKS IN, THAT'S

THE ONLY WAYWE'RE COVERED.

Jones: A BEAR HASTO WALK IN HEREAND ATTACK US.

First instructor:AND, YOU KNOW,THAT'S IT.

I'M GOING TOGO BACK TO THEBREAK-IN QUESTION.

IT DOESN'T HAVE TODO THAT, BUT IF IT DOES,YOU'LL BE COVERED.

IT SOUNDS LIKE WHATYOU'RE SAYING IS

THAT A BEAR CAN'T BEALSO LED IN HERE.

THE BEAR HAS TO WANDERIN HERE ON ITS OWN.

Travis: YOUCAN'T LUREA BEAR.

RIGHT. YOU CAN'T LURE...

First instructor:I WANT TO ADDRESSTHE BREAK-IN QUESTION.

WE DON'T COVER ITIF A BEAR BREAKS INBECAUSE THAT WOULD

BE THEFT,AND THAT'S A WHOLEDIFFERENT THING.

THAT'S IN ANOTHERINSURANCE.

THAT'S YOURHOME INSURANCE.

THIS IS IFA BEAR WALKEDTHROUGH THE DOOR--

Travis: WITHOUTANY OBSTRUCTIONAT ALL.

EXACTLY.

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