Juston McKinney - New England

  • Season 12 , Ep 16
  • 01/11/2008
  • Views: 26,798

Juston saves his free AAA service calls for the really cdaysrappy . (1:09)

UP IN NEW ENGLAND,

THEY JUST GUESS AT THE ROADSIN SMALL TOWN NEW ENGLAND.

I DON'T EVEN THINK THEY TRY.

THIS IS WHEREI'M FROM, ACTUALLY.THIS IS MY MALL.

- ANYBODY FROM NEW ENGLAND HERE?- [SCATTERED APPLAUSE]

YEAH, PEOPLE IN CALIFORNIA.YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW ANYONE

CAN LIVE LIKE IN THENORTHEAST OR UP IN NEW ENGLAND.

LIKE, "HOW COULD YOU EVER LIVEUP THERE IN THE WINTERTIME?

DOESN'T THAT SUCKWITH ALL THAT SNOW?"

I DON'T MIND THE SNOW.YOU KNOW WHY?BECAUSE I HAVE TRIPLE-A.

AND IF YOU HAVE TRIPLE-A,YOU GOTTA HAVE IT

IF YOU LIVE WHERE IT'S COLD.EVERY WINTER, I CALL TRIPLE-A.

BUT, NOT BECAUSEMY CAR BREAKS DOWN,

NO, BECAUSE THEY GIVE YOUFOUR FREE SERVICE CALLS A YEAR.

AND I JUST SAVE THEMFOR THE REALLY CRAPPY DAYS.

IT'S LIKE A BLIZZARD OUT.GUY SHOWS UP AT THE HOUSE.

[Shivering] HE'S LIKE, "HEY,WHAT DO YOU NEED, MAN, A JUMP?"

YOU'RE LIKE, "NOPE. YOU GET YOURASS OUT THERE AND START HER UP.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS,WHISTLE AND APPLAUSE]

PUT THE HEAT ON HIGH.WILL YOU, BUDDY? THANKS."

YEAH. THAT'S WHERE I'M FROM,SMALL TOWN NEW ENGLAND.

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