Chris Rock - Crazy Time

Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger Season 1, Ep 101 01/11/2010 Views: 111,371

Chris Rock explains why it is now hard for a white man to become president and elaborates on the senior citizen status of John McCain. (1:56)

[APPLAUSE]

IT WAS A CRAZY TIME, MAN.

THIS IS THE TIME TO BE ON STAGE.

THIS IS THE TIME TO DO A

SPECIAL, MAN, BECAUSE THIS IS A

SPECIAL TIME.

A LOT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW.

THAT'S RIGHT.

BIG ELECTION YEAR IN THE UNITED

STATES.

THAT'S RIGHT.

IT AIN'T YOUR ELECTION, BUT YOU

PAINTING THE PICTURE.

DAMN RIGHT, YOU ARE.

GEORGE BUSH HAS FUCKED UP SO BAD

HE MADE IT HARD FOR A WHITE MAN

TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

[APPLAUSE]

PEOPLE ARE LIKE, GIVE ME A BLACK

MAN, A WHITE WOMAN, A GIRRAFFE,

A ZEBRA, ANYTHING BUT ANOTHER

WHITE MAN.

THAT LAST ONE FUCKED UP MY ROOF.

AND WHO DO WE HAVE RUNNING FOR

PRESIDENT?

WHO THE HELL IS RUNNING FOR

PRESIDENT?

WE GOT TWO GUYS, MAN.

WE HAVE JOHN MCCAIN.

JOHN MCCAIN, 72 YEARS OLD.

HE WAS TOO OLD 10 YEARS AGO.

72!

HE'S SO OLD HE USED TO OWN

SIDNEY POINT YAY -- PONTIER.

I DON'T NEED A PRESIDENT WITH A

BUCKET LIMP.

72 YEARS OLD, MY GOD.

HOW MANY 72-YEAR-OLD PEOPLE DID

YOU SEE TODAY JUST DOING SHIT?

OLD PEOPLE DON'T EVEN USE OLD

PEOPLE TO DO SHIT.

72-FUCKING-2!

HE HIRED HIS NURSE TO BE HIS

VICE PRESIDENT, TOO.

[APPLAUSE]