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Scoobygate

Season 9 • 04/23/2013

Watchdog group PolitiFact exposes Chris Christie's lie about watching Scooby-Doo when he was four.

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01:59

Toronto Terror Plot
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The Royal Canadian Mounted Police thwart an Al Qaeda-inspired train attack, so Shep Smith shows Canada proper respect.
04/22/2013
00:36

Intro - 4/22/13
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Boston pulls through tragedy, the George W. Bush Library opens its doors, and Michael Pollan talks about his book, "Cooked."
04/22/2013
03:17

George W. Bush Presidential Library
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The George W. Bush Library features 43,000 artifacts, 200 million e-mails and a presidential "Choose Your Own Adventure."
04/22/2013
06:09

Michael Pollan
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"Cooked" author Michael Pollan explains that the most important thing about one's diet is not a nutrient -- it's an activity.
04/22/2013
00:05

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
04/22/2013
04:13

Tiny Triumphs - Infrastructure & River Pollution
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According to the ASCE Report Card, America can now proudly say that only 25% of its bridges are structurally deficient or functionally obsolete.
04/22/2013
00:07

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
04/23/2013
04:19

Austerity's Spreadsheet Error - Thomas Herndon
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Graduate student Thomas Herndon identifies little staggering omissions in a prominent academic paper, "Growth in a Time of Debt."
04/23/2013
07:43

Austerity's Spreadsheet Error
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Carmen Reinhart and Kenneth Rogoff's 2010 debt study inspires austerity around the world, but grad student Thomas Herndon debunks the results.
04/23/2013
05:48

Eric Schmidt
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Google's executive chairman discusses his book, "The New Digital Age: Reshaping the Future of People, Nations and Business."
04/23/2013
03:01

Scoobygate
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New Jersey Governor Chris Christie blatantly lies about his past to one of his constituents and derails his 2016 election ambitions.
04/23/2013
00:07

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen sends a tweet.
04/24/2013
05:20

Danica Patrick
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NASCAR driver Danica Patrick explains how racing is a cardio workout.
04/24/2013
08:20

Bill Clinton's Twitter Lessons
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Since Twitter is the Jell-O of human expression, President Clinton decides to launch his account, @BillClinton, and he take some pointers from Stephen.
04/24/2013
03:37

Tiny Triumphs - NASA's Giant Penis Doodle
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America takes a pristine planet 140 million miles away and scribbles on it like it's the face of a passed-out frat boy.
04/24/2013
03:28

AP Twitter Hack
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A group called the Syrian Electronic Army sends a fake tweet about explosions at the White House, triggering a mini flash crash.
04/24/2013
08:21

Better Know a District - Pennsylvania's 17th - Matt Cartwright
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Representative Matt Cartwright does not think that Crayola should rename its white crayon "Republican" but does think that everyone should have the right to marry.
04/25/2013
02:36

Miranda Rights for Boston Bomber
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The Boston police catch Dzhokar Tsarnaev in a landlocked boat, and Fox & Friends pundits emphasize that he was "singing like a canary" until the judge arrived.
04/25/2013
06:19

Gene Robinson
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Bishop Gene Robinson discusses how the church got it wrong about gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people.
04/25/2013
02:59

cOlbert's Book Club
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"The Great Gatsby" is already considered an American classic, but nothing is an American classic until Stephen says it is.
04/25/2013
03:59

Yelp Prison Reviews
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One inmate praises the Arlington County Detention Facility while another gives a scathing review of the Queens Central Booking Unit.
04/29/2013
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