Dwayne Kennedy - Cowards

  • Season 7 , Ep 17
  • 06/05/2003
  • Views: 1,917

Dwayne Kennedy: SO, DON'T BE

AFRAID, PEOPLE.

THAT'S WHAT DICK CHENEY SAID

RIGHT AFTER THE ATTACKS.

HE SAID THAT FROM SECLUSION.

[APPLAUSE]

THAT'S THE FUNNY PART.

LEADERS TELL YOU DO TO (BLEEP)

THEY DON'T EVEN DO.

"DON'T BE AFRAID.

THIS IS DICK CHENEY TELLING YOU

NOT TO BE AFRAID.

WE WILL NOT BOW DOWN OR

CAPITULATE OR BEND TO COWARDS

OR THEIR COWARDLY ACTS.

WE WILL LIVE OUR AMERICAN LIVES

IN AN OPEN AND AMERICAN WAY."

THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD MESSAGE,

MR. VICE PRESIDENT.

WHERE YOU CALLING FROM?

"THAT AIN'T NONE OF YOUR

(BLEEP)DAMN BUSINESS."

OSAMA, THE SAME WAY, YOU KNOW.

HE'S FULL OF (BLEEP).

YOU KNOW?

OVER THERE, TELLING THESE PEOPLE

THAT-- "WITH ALLAH ON OUR SIDE

WE WILL BE LEAD TO EVER LASTING

VICTORY AND PARADISE.

BUT JUST IN CASE I'VE

MISINTERPRETED SOME SCRIPTURES

I'M GONNA BE HIDING IN VARIOUS

CAVES OUTSIDE KANDAHAR.

YOU KNOW, TILL THIS THING

BLOWS OVER, YOU KNOW?"

[APPLAUSE]

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

YEAH, THIS CAT MIGHT OF HAD

A HAND IN KNOCKING DOWN

TWO BUILDINGS BUT HE'S LIVING

IN A CAVE.

AND I DON'T CARE HOW YOU TRY

TO SPIN THAT.

WHEN YOU'RE LIVING IN A CAVE,

THINGS AREN'T WORKING OUT.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE TELLING

YOUR DATES WHEN YOU BRING 'EM

HOME.

"YEAH, BABY, JUST THROW YOUR

COAT ON ANY ONE OF THEM ROCKS--

HUH?

YEAH, I KNOW I'M LIVING IN A

CAVE-- THIS--

WELL, THIS AIN'T REALLY MY CAVE.

THIS IS MY MOTHER'S CAVE REALLY.

MY CAVE IS BEING REMODELED."

TECHNOLOGY, MAN, IS SCARY 'CAUSE

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