- If the people wanted someone who could have come in
and known how to do the job right away,
they would have electedHillary Clinton.
Instead, we got someone who walks around the White House
like a toddler at a space museum.
"What's this, what's this, (audience laughs)
"what's this, can I push it?
"I like this statue."
"Uh sir, that's Mike Pence."
"Oh." (audience laughs)
- They really worked on my stank face.
Look, whenever I don't know what people are talking about
I can just do this, like look.
I can do this.
This is my stank face.
- As an employee presiding over Black Friday Madness,
I would like you to give me as many
in-store announcements as you can.
- There are a few more iPhones in that
tear gas cloud over there.
- [Chris] Alright, point. (audience laughs)
- Attention shoppers, I hate my life.
I should have finished college.
- Alright, points, perfect. (audience laughs)