U.S. History

  • Season 1 , Ep 8
  • 05/02/2007
  • Views: 26,807

that just being famous,

that someone's goingto put you in a movie?

Yeah.

Why? They won't.

Paris Hilton is just famousand she in movies.

How are you like Paris Hilton?

You know, I like to go to clubs,I like to dance.

I like to stand in frontof a mirror and look at myself.

Do you have any skills?

Yeah, I got skills.

I'm gonna make a sex tapeand put it on the internet.

Now, today's lessonis about U.S. history.

Our country,

founded in 1776 by true heroeswho owned slaves.

Let's start withthe presidents.

The...

I haven't even askedyou a question yet.

George Washington,John Adams,Thomas Jefferson,

James Madison,James Monroe,John Quincy Adams,

Andrew Jackson,Martin van Buren,William Henry Harrison,

John Tyler,James K. Polk,Zachary Taylor,

Millard Fillmore,Franklin Pierce,James Buchanan,

Abraham Lincoln,Andrew Johnson,Ulysses S. Grant,

Rutherford B. Hayes,James A. Garfield,

Chester A. Arthur,Grover Cleveland,Benjamin Harrison

Cleveland came back again,William McKinley,Theodore Roosevelt,

William Howard Taft,Woodrow Wilson,Warren G. Harding,

Calvin Coolidge,Herbert Hoover,Franklin Roosevelt,

Harry S. Truman,Dwight D. Eisenhower,John F. Kennedy,

Lyndon B. Johnson,Richard Nixon,Gerald Ford,

Jimmy Carter,Ronald Reagan,

Bush, Clinton, Bush.

Back away slowly.

I was hardcore.

Back in the day, I would hit upbanks like it was nothing.

I'd be like,

"Give me the Benjamins beforeI blast your ass, sucker."

Hoo! I think if any of ushad any money to give you,

you'd have it right now.

That wassensational.

A lot of, uh,other celebrities--

if I might use that termto describe you--

they do have otherlittle offshoots.

I'm looking at your outfit,I'm thinking J. Lo, P. Diddy

Is there a clothing linein Serenity's future?You know it.

After this come out,I think I'm gonna open

a clothing line called Felony.

Felony by Serenity.

I'll buy it... unlessyou send me some free samples.

(both laughing)

Girl, I'll get youhooked up.

The camera loves you.

(laughing):I love the camera.

(yells)

What did she do?

I-I don't know, like,I can't explain.

You just haveto see it, okay?

Ha!

Not too bad for somebodywho's mildly retarded.

What does it mean, Kenny?

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