I work over atthe Fallon show.
The Jimmy Fallontalk show.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
It's a great time.It's a great show.
And recently we had a camelon the show.
I walk into the studio
and they're like,"There's a camel here."
I said,"There's a camel here?"
Like, yeah.I go backstage.
There's a full camelbackstage.
No joke.And half the staff
is lined up with their phones,ready to take pictures.
But only taking picturesof just the camel's foot.
Just the camel toe.
That's it.
Like, the funniest thinganyone's ever done, ever.
You could feel the camel's eyesgoing back in its head.
Taking a pictureof my camel toe, huh?
Hilarious.
What are you, going to tweetthat out, tough guy?
You're a comedy pioneer.
No one did thatall day yesterday,
or the day before thator the day before that.
Why don't you post iton Facebook
and tag your fat friends.
You're hilarious.
Or I couldn't tellif the camel
just didn't get it.
"Americans are obsessed
"with my feet.
They're crazy people.They're crazy people."
And it wasn't till later onthat night
when he was Googling "camel toe"with his hooves.
"No! No!
"Oh, okay, I see it.
"Yeah, I see it now.