Stella - Feelings

  • Season 8, Ep 22
  • 05/13/2004
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Stella swears to Gauld in the name of Liza Minnelli. (3:54)

KINDA SERIOUS I WANNA SAY,

WHICH IS THAT--

THIS HAS JUST BEEN A WONDERFUL

EXPERIENCE DOING THIS WITH YOU

GUYS.

AND NOW THAT IT'S OVER,

I'M REALLY GENUINELY GONNA MISS

YOU TWO.

Audience: AW.

>> WOW, GOD.

I DIDN'T EXPECT THINGS TO GET

SO REAL.

BUT THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS,

I'M GONNA MISS YOU GUYS, TOO.

HOW ABOUT YOU, MIKE?

>> I'LL BE FINE.

[LAUGHTER]

>> COME ON, MICHAEL, YOU NEVER

EXPRESS YOUR TRUE FEELINGS ABOUT

ANYTHING.

>> OH, OKAY.

I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD SHUT

THE HELL UP.

HOW'S THAT, DAVID?

>> MICHAEL.

>> WHAT?

DAVID WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP.

>> WELL, HE CAN HELP ME BY

GETTING OFF MY CASE AND STOP

ACTING LIKE MY PSYCHIATRIST,

DR. MORTON GREENFELD.

>> ALL RIGHT, MICHAEL.

WHAT DOES YOUR PSYCHOLOGIST SAY?

>> HE SAYS THAT IF I DO OPEN UP

AND SAY HOW I FEEL, I'LL GET

HURT.

>> MICHAEL, THAT WAS A VERY

BRAVE THING TO ADMIT.

>> YEAH.

AND I FEEL LIKE THIS THEATER

FILLED WITH PEOPLE WOULD BE A

REALLY SAFE ENVIRONMENT FOR YOU

TO SHARE HOW YOU FEEL.

>> COME ON, MICHAEL.

TELL US HOW YOU FEEL.

>> YEAH.

>> ALL RIGHT.

UM...

I FEEL REALLY SAD--

[MAKES FART NOISE]

>> MICHAEL?

>> WHAT?!

OKAY.

I MADE A FART NOISE INTO THE

MICROPHONE.

AND THAT WAS INAPPROPRIATE.

AND I APOLOGIZE.

KEEP GOING.

[APPLAUSE]

>> MIKE, HE'S NOT GONNA DO IT

AGAIN.

>> HE IS GONNA DO IT AGAIN.

>> I WON'T DO IT AGAIN.

>> YOU SWEAR TO GOD?

>> YES, I SWEAR TO GALD.

[LAUGHTER]

>> COME ON.

>> TELL US HOW YOU FEEL.

>> ALL RIGHT.

UM...

IT'S LIKE I WAS SAYING,

I FEEL REALLY SAD.

[MAKES FART NOISE]

>> MICHAEL!

>> WHAT?!

>> YOU SWORE TO GOD!

>> I SWORE TO GALD.

HE'S THE GOD OF OPPOSITES.

>> YOU ARE REALLY STARTING

TO HURT MY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW.

>> NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR

FEELINGS, MICHAEL.

>> YOU ASKED ME HOW I FELT!

>> YEAH, SO THAT I COULD MAKE A

FART NOISE INTO THE MICROPHONE!

ARE YOU REALLY THAT STUPID?!

I MEAN, WHAT IN THE NAME OF--

In Unison: LIZA MINNELLI--

>> IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> LOOK AT THEM.

LOOK AT THEM STANDING OVER

THERE, PRETENDING TO BE FROZEN.

[LAUGHTER]

HOW CAN I POSSIBLY TELL THEM

HOW I REALLY FEEL?

HOW CAN I TELL MICHAEL THAT

I'M GONNA MISS ALL THE FUN WE

HAD, ALL THE JOKES, THE BANTER,

THE TêTE-á-TTE?

HOW CAN I LOOK HIM IN THE EYE

AND TELL HIM THAT...

WHEN I'M NOT GONNA MISS DAVID

AT ALL?

BECAUSE I FIND DAVID TO BE,

UNTALENTED, LIKE BLOATED,

JEW BASTARD.

I GUESS I CAN'T.

I GUESS I CAN'T.

>> ANSWER THE QUESTION, MICHAEL.

DO YOU REALLY THINK WE'RE THAT

STUPID?

ANGER.

ANGER DIRECTED AT YOU.

ANGER DIRECTED AT YOU.

>> STOP!

DON'T YOU SEE?

THIS IS JUST WHAT THEY WANT US

TO DO.

>> WHO'S THEY?

>> THE TALIBAN.

WHEN WE FIGHT, THEY WIN.

THEY WON HERE TONIGHT.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I WANT US TO BE FRIENDS AGAIN.

>> ME, TOO.

>> I DO, TOO.

>> GROUP HUG?

>> GROUP HUG.

>> YEAH.

In Unison: YAY.

WE DID IT.

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