Kevin Brennan - Obesity

  • Season 1, Ep 8
  • 01/25/1999
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How people get so fat they can't leave their houses? (2:43)

AND HE SHOWED ME THE PICTURES

AND HE'S, LIKE,"ISN'T THIS HORRIBLE?"

YEAH, IT IS HORRIBLE

BUT IT'S, LIKE, YOU'RENOT SUPPOSED TO LIVE THERE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

YOU KNOW WHY THEY GETMUD SLIDES?

THEY BUILD THEIR HOUSESON MUD.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSEDTO LIVE THERE.

LIKE, I LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY.

I GET SHOT ALL THE TIME.

I DON'T GET ALL SADWHEN IT HAPPENS.

I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO LIVE THERE.

I GOT STABBED TWO DAYS AGO;I WAS, LIKE, "WHATEVER."

I JUST WALK IT OFF.

I DON'T GIVE A ( bleep ).

I WALK OFF A STAB WOUND.

I SWEAR TO GOD, I DID.

BEFORE I WAS LEAVING NEW YORK,THEY HAD THIS GUY

WHO COULDN'T GET OUT OFHIS HOUSE 'CAUSE HE WAS TOO FAT.

HOW DID YOU GET SO FAT?

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHTABOUT THAT?

'CAUSE IT HAPPENSA COUPLE TIMES.

HOW DO YOU GET SO FATYOU CAN'T GET OUT OF YOUR HOUSE?

HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT COMING?

DON'T YOU GRADUALLY GET FATTER?

IT'S NOT WILLY WONKAAND THAT BLUEBERRY GIRL

WHERE YOU BLOW UP OVERNIGHT.

IF YOU'RE WALKINGOUT OF YOUR HOUSE SIDEWAYS

'CAUSE YOU'RE TOO FAT,MAKE A MENTAL NOTE, ALL RIGHT?

"I AM REALLY FAT."

THEN WHAT IF YOU HAVE A JOB

AND YOU HAVE TO CALL IN FATFOR WORK

IF YOU CAN'T GETOUT OF YOUR HOUSE?

"BOSS, I WON'T BECOMING IN TODAY.

"WELL, YOU KNOWHOW I'M REALLY FAT?

"YEAH, I'M FATTER TODAYAND I CAN'T GET

OUT OF MY OWN HOUSE."

YEAH, THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

SO I THINK I'M NOT SYMPATHETIC

TO FAT PEOPLE'CAUSE I'M SKINNY, YOU KNOW

AND I WAS REALLY SKINNYAS A KID.

I'M ONE OF TEN KIDS.

I NEVER GOT SECONDS,BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

IS ANYONE ELSEFROM A BIG FAMILY?

I NEVER GOT SECONDSMY WHOLE LIFE.

THEN AT ONE POINT

MY MOM WAS TALKINGABOUT ADOPTING A KID.

WE ALREADY HAD TEN;I SAID, "GO AHEAD, ADOPT HIM.

"WE'LL ( bleep ) EAT HIM, OKAY?

WHAT IS THIS?"

SO, YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN KNOWWHY PEOPLE HAVE KIDS.

WE HAD A BIG FAMILY.

MY DAD WAS, LIKE, SUPER CHEAP,YOU KNOW?

WE HAD A DOG ONE TIME

AND THE DOG GOT SICK.

MY DAD WAS SUPPOSED TO...HE HAD TO PUT IT TO SLEEP.

SO INSTEAD OF TAKING ITTO THE VET

HE TOOK HIM TO THE WOODSAND SHOT IT

WHICH WAS TRAUMATIC FOR ME'CAUSE I WAS CLOSE TO THE DOG.

ACTUALLY, I WAS HOLDING IT.

BACK THEN,YOU COULD JUST SHOOT YOUR KIDS.

IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH KIDS,IT DOESN'T MATTER.

IF I HAVE KIDS,I THINK I'M GOING TO ADOPT THEM

BECAUSE THENIF YOUR KID'S A LOSER

PEOPLE SAY,"YOUR KID'S A LOSER."

IT'S, LIKE, "IT'S NOT MY KID.

"NO, I'M JUST WATCHING ITTILL COLLEGE.

I'M GOING TO GET RID OF IT."

I DON'T EVEN KNOWWHY PEOPLE HAVE KIDS.

ANYONE HAVE ANY KIDS HERE?

HOW MANY YOU GOT?

ONE? DID YOU PLAN ON HAVING ITOR WAS IT JUST AN ACCIDENT?

YOU PLANNED?

'CAUSE KIDS HAVE NO MONEY.

LIKE, IF YOU HAVE A KID,THEY HAVE NO MONEY, RIGHT?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I THINK WOMEN HAVE KIDSSO THEY CAN EAT FOR TWO.

YOU GET TO EAT FOR TWO.

YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR PERIODFOR NINE MONTHS.

IT'S LIKE A SUMMER VACATIONIF YOU ASK ME.

WOMEN SAY THEY'RE EATINGFOR TWO.

THEY GAIN 197 POUNDS.

THEY HAVE A THREE-POUND BABY.

"THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL,HUH? WOW.

WOW, I JUST MADE IT,RIGHT, DOCTOR?"

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