Public Enemies - Spot Snatchers

  • Season 1 , Ep 4
  • 09/04/2012
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Jeff Ross takes revenge on the douchebags who steal handicap parking spots. (3:17)

THAT'S IT FOR RAPID FIRE.

CONGRATULATIONS, SNOOKI.

THE PARALYMPICS GAMES ARE TAKING

PLACE NOW IN LONDON.

IT'S SO INSPIRATIONAL WHEN

PEOPLE OVERCOME THEIR HANDICAPS

TO DO GREAT THINGS.

WHAT ABOUT REGULAR HANDICAP

PEOPLE AT HOME THAT JUST WANT TO

PARK THEIR [BLEEP] CARS.

DRIVES ME NUTS WHEN I SEE

ABLE-BODIED PEOPLE STEALING

THOSE SPOTS.

THAT'S WHY I SPENT A DAY BURNING

THE PUBLIC ENEMY.

THE DOUCHEBAGS I CALL SPOT

SNATCHERS.

[LAUGHTER]

>> WHERE IS A SPOT SNATCHER?

OH, [BLEEP].

HALT!

YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY ILLITERATE.

IT SAYS NO PARKING UNLESS YOU'RE

HANDICAPPED.

>> I AM A HANDICAP.

>> REALLY?

BEING [BLEEP] IS NOT A HANDICAP.

FEEL THE BURN, BITCH!

[LAUGHTER]

HEY, DUDE.

WHY DID YOU PARK HERE?

>> JUST RAN IN REAL QUICK.

>> RANCH DRESSING?

>> YEAH.

>> JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE IN A

HURRY DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN PARK

IN A HANDICAP SPOT.

BETTER TELL THE HANDICAPPED

PEOPLE YOU'RE SORRY.

>> SORRY, HANDICAPPED PEOPLE.

>> I'M KEEPING THE RANCH.

YOU'RE A SPOT SNATCHER.

DON'T COME BACK TO THIS PARKING

LOT AGAIN.

>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

I'M TIRED OF COMING HERE AND I

HAD TO PARK ACROSS THE STREET.

>> ALL RIGHT, MAN.

LET'S TAKE IT UP A NOTCH.

MIKE MY FRIENDS, MIKE AND ALVIN.

LOOK AT THIS GUY.

YO!

WHAT'S YOUR DISABILITY?

ONLY LIMP YOU HAVE IS IN YOUR

PANTS.

>> I GET IT, THIS IS PAY BACK

FOR ALL THE TIMES I CUT YOU IN

DISNEYLAND, RIGHT?

>> I DON'T KNOW YOU.

>> I USED TO SPEED UP YOUR

[BLEEP].

I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING

YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE TOLD

YOUR FATHER.

PULL OUT!

>> BEAT IT, BUDDY.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

>> BEING UGLY IS NOT A

DISABILITY.

>> YOU THINK YOU HAVE PROBLEMS?

>> SORRY.

>> NICE WHEELS, DUDE.

>> THANKS.

>> WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

>> DANIEL.

>> JEFF.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> A NICE CHAIR.

ARE YOU COMFORTABLE?

>> I MAKE A GOOD LIVING.

>> WANT TO RACE?

>> SURE.

>> READY?

SET?

GO!

NO HABLO ENGLISH?

>> NO HABLO.

>> MOVE THIS PIECE OF [BLEEP].

I DON'T SEE ANY CRUTCHES OR

ANYTHING.

>> YOU KNOW --

>> YOU WANT A LIFT?

>> CAN YOU LIFT ME UP?

>> I HAVE A PERMIT TO HAUL

TRASH.

I KNOW YOU JUST CAME OUT OF THE

WEED STORE AND PARKED IN A

HANDICAP SPOT.

>> I HAD CATARACT SURGERY.

>> LET'S SEE THE WEED.

>> RIGHT THERE.

>> WHAT DOES IT SAY?

ALL RIGHT.

DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN.

[LAUGHTER]

IT'S A WARNING.

FEEL THE BURN!

[BLEEP], DUDE!

YES.

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