Mitch Fatel - Women Are Soft

Fatel, Correale, Chatman, Laybourne Season 2, Ep 0205 06/06/1998 Views: 10,859

Girls should have sex with Mitch Fatel. (3:21)

MY NAME IS MITCH,AND I'M VERY FUNNY.

DO WE HAVE ANY SINGLEGIRLS IN THE AUDIENCE ?

( loud cheers )

OH MY GOD,LET'S DO IT.

I WANT TODO IT WITH YOU.

I WANT TO HAVE SEX.

IT'S SO HARD TOHAVE SEX WITH GIRLS.

THEIR ALWAYSSO LIKE, "NO !"

WHAT'S THAT ABOUT ?

GIRLS SHOULD HAVESEX WITH ME.

'CAUSE I LOVE IT.

AND I LOVE WOMEN 'CAUSETHEY'RE SO HOT AND SOFT

AND THEY HAVE BREASTS.

OH, MY GOD.

AND THEY WEAR LINGERIE,I LOVE LINGERIE.

OH, MY GOD.

I HAVE A SUBSCRIPTION TOTHE VICTORIA'S SECRET CATALOG.

WELL, I DON'T HAVEA SUBSCRIPTION,

MY NEIGHBOR DOES.

SHE JUST HASN'T RECEIVED ITFOR A COUPLE OF YEARS.

I JUST CAN'T HELP IT'CAUSE THOSE WOMEN ARE SO HOT

AND THEY WEAR LINGERIEAND GARTER BELTS...

DO YOU WEARGARTER BELTS,HOT SEXY GIRL ?

OH, MY GOD.

I LOVE GARTER BELTS.

I CAN'T BELIEVETHERE WAS ONCE A TIME

WHEN WOMEN WOREGARTER BELTS ALL THE TIME,

NOT JUST TO BE SEXY,

AND THEN SOME GUYINVENTED PANTYHOSE !

THAT GUY'S A DICK !

WHAT WASHE THINKING ?

I DON'T LIKE PANTYHOSE

AND I DON'T LIKE WHENWOMEN WEAR RUNNING SNEAKERS

WITH THEIR DRESSES.

YUCK, WHO STARTED THAT ?IT'S GOTTA STOP !

AND WOMEN ARE LIKE,"OH, IT'S MORE COMFORTABLE."

WHO GIVES A CRAP ?

PLEASE, DO YOUTHINK I LIKE

CARRYING AROUNDTHESE BALLS ?!

NO...

... NO.

THEY'RE ANNOYING

AND SOMETIMES THEY STICKTO THE SIDE OF MY LEG !

BUT YOU DON'T SEE MEGETTING THEM CUT OFF

SO I COULD BEMORE COMFORTABLE.

BECAUSE I ACCEPTMY RESPONSIBILITIES AS A MAN.

SO PUT ON YOUR SHOESAND SHUT UP ALREADY.

NOW MY PENIS,THAT'S ANOTHER STORY.

I LOVE HAVINGA PENIS.

HAVING A PENIS IS KIND OFLIKE HAVING A FRIEND

THAT ALWAYSWANTS TO PLAY.

I DO EVERYTHINGWITH MY PENIS.

WE GO FOR LONGWALKS ON THE BEACH.

WE GO SKIINGTOGETHER.

AND MY PENIS ISLIKE "LOOK OUT, TREE !"

"WHEW,THANKS, PENIS,

I'M GLAD I HADYOU OUT !"

THANK YOU VERY MUCH,LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.