- Hey, I'm Mike Lawrence
and we're about to takeyou behind the scenes
of the Comedy Central Rob Lowe Roast
with fellow writer Tony Hinchcliffe.
That's right, catty and fatty.
- That's right, I'm a catty.
- And I'm obese.
So let's talk about Jeff Ross,
a human being who makes me look healthy by comparison,
which is nice and rare.
- Jeff Ross is a mentor of mine and a good buddy,
and I'm excited, I'mexcited always for him.
He always changes the game a little bit and evolves
and he's the master, you know?
- Dearly Beloved, myroast time is dedicated
to the late, great Prince, who's gone but not forgotten.
As opposed to Rob Lowe, who's forgotten but not gone.
- What's the best roastjoke that you wrote
that ever got on air?
- My favorite was probably from Martha Stewart
and, if I had to pick one, I'd probably go with,
"Ludacris, you've had three different kids
"from three different women.
"May I suggest pulling out and finishing
"on some fine, Martha Stewart-brand linens?"
- That's awesome.
- Shout out to Martha.
I'm sure you're onSnapchat, you bad bitch.