Dwayne Kennedy - Terrorism

  • Season 7, Ep 17
  • 06/05/2003
  • Views: 7,058

Dwayne Kennedy: THAT'S ALL, MAN.

IT'S JUST DIFFERENT, DIFFERENT

TERRORISTS.

TERRORISM IS RELATIVE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING 'CAUSE

I HATE WHEN I HEAR PEOPLE

TALKING ABOUT THOSE TERRORISTS

LIKE IT'S JUST SOMETHING

FOREIGN, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE, HEY,

ANYBODY CAN BE A TERRORIST,

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

THAT SAME COP THAT WAS

SOMEBODY'S HERO EARLY THAT

MORNING COULD HAVE BEEN

SOMEBODY'S TERRORIST.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

YOU GUYS ARE LIKE, "OFFICER,

WHAT WERE YOU DOING THE DAY

OF THE TRAGEDY?"

"WELL, I NEVER FORGET THAT.

IT WAS 5:30 IN THE MORNING, I

WAS WHOOPING THIS PUERTO RICAN'S

ASS WITH A FLASHLIGHT THEN I GET

A CALL OVER AT DISPATCH THAT

OUR FREEDOMS HAD BEEN ATTACKED.

WHAT'S THIS WORLD COMING TO?"

THAT'S WHY WE GONNA ALL HAVE

TO LEARN HOW TO DO SOMETHING,

LIVE TOGETHER, SOMETHING 'CAUSE,

YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE THE WHOLE

RACIAL DEMOGRAPHIC IS CHANGING.

THEY SAID IN LIKE 50 YEARS

THERE'S GONNA BE MORE LATINOS

AND ASIANS THAN WHITE FOLKS

IN AMERICA.

SO, THAT MEANS EITHER ONE OF

TWO THINGS.

WE'RE GONNA EITHER HAVE TO LEARN

HOW TO LIVE TOGETHER OR THE KLAN

IS GONNA HAVE TO RELAX IT'S

ADMISSION STANDARDS.

"WITH THIS FLAME WE LIGHT

THE CROSS THAT WILL SHINE

AS A BEACON AND A TESTAMENT

TO THE EVER LASTING PRESERVATION

OF THE WHITE RACE.

PEDRO, LING TAO, WOULD YOU DO

THE HONORS?"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"OKAY, I LIGHT."

AND HERE'S HOW WE GET RID OF ALL

THE RACIAL STUFF.

YOU KNOW HOW WE DO THIS?

TALK TO EACH OTHER.

THANK YOU.

RIGHT, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT.

WE TALK TO EACH OTHER AND WE ASK

EACH OTHER QUESTIONS.

THEY MIGHT BE AWKWARD QUESTIONS

BUT THAT'S HOW YOU GET THE BALL

ROLLING.

LIKE YOU COULD SAY LIKE--

"HEY, WHITE MAN,

HOW COME YOU SO TENSE AND

AFRAID?"

[LAUGHTER]

AND THEN HE COULD SAY,

"HEY, BLACK MAN, HOW DID YOU GET

INTO MY APARTMENT?"

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I MEAN, THEN THE HEALING BEGINS.

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