-My dad just joinedTwitter, which is awful
because he doesn'teven know what it is.
He just saw peopletalking about it on MSNBC.
And he was like, I'll do that.
And then he called me the day hejoined Twitter, and he's like,
what is this?
How come people keeptrying to follow me?
And I was, like,Dad, that's, you
fundamentally don'tget with Twitter.
He was, like, I don'twant people following me.
That's gr-- That's scary.
And I was, like,Dad, aw, shut up.
And then he, uh, hewas, like, I just
want to Twitter youand your sister.
And I was just like,aw, that sounds awful.
He's like, why can't I justwrite private Twi-- I just want
to Twitter you and yoursister without anyone knowing.
And I was, like, eew.
If only there was a wayto use your computer
to write privatecorrespondences.
Someone should invent that.
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