Great Moments in Hook-Up History - Martin Johnson

  • Season 1, Ep 5
  • 02/19/2003
  • Views: 138,935

Martin Johnson pulls off a Great Moment in Hook-Up History with the help of Ashley "Smashly" Evans. (2:03)

DURING THE COLD NOVEMBEROF 1999,

23-YEAR-OLD MARTIN JOHNSONHAD BUT ONE THING ON HIS MIND:

A PIECE OF ASS.

THAT WASA BIG NIGHT FOR ME.

I'D BEEN ON AN EIGHT-WEEKLOSING STREAK, MAN.

I NEEDED TO PULL OUTA WIN AND I NEEDED IT THEN.

I DON'T THINK SO.

AFTER A NIGHTHE CHALKED UP TO BAD CALLS,

WITH TIME RUNNING OUT,

JOHNSON HAD ONE LASTFLEETING STAB AT GLORY.

( woman )BARTENDER, I WOULDLIKE ANOTHER DRINK.

ASHLEY EVANS,

AFFECTIONATELY KNOWN THROUGHOUTTHE LEAGUE AS "SMASHLY" EVANS,

WAS PUTTINGTHE FINISHING TOUCHES

ON A "NEWLY SINGLE" PARTYWITH HER FRIENDS...

AND I WOULD LIKE A MAN.

WHEN THE BARTENDERTOOK AWAY HER KEYS...

CAN ANYBODY TAKE THIS DRUNK,HORNY, CRAZY WOMAN HOME ?

AT THAT MOMENT, JOHNSONHEARD THE IMMINENT WHISTLE

FROM THE TRAIN OF DESTINY.

( train whistle )

AS THE PASS WENT UP,JOHNSON SPRUNG INTO ACTION.

IT WAS JIMMY MACKEY'S 9thINTERCEPTION OF THE YEAR,

LIVING UP TO HIS REPUTATION

AS ONE OF THE BAD BOYSOF THE LEAGUE.

JOHNSON WAS CRUSHED.

BUT THEY SAY PERSEVERANCEIS THE HALLMARK OF A CHAMPION,

AND MARTIN JOHNSON HAD ITIN SPADES.

AFTER A NIGHT OF BAD CALLS,

JOHNSON FINALLY GOT A PENALTYIN HIS FAVOR.

JOHNSONEMPLOYED A TRICK PLAY,

ONE HE HADN'T USED SINCEHIS HIGH SCHOOL DAYS.

HEY, HEY,YOU FORGOT YOUR SCARF.

BUT IT WASN'T HER SCARF.

YOUNG ASHLEY DIDN'T EVEN OWNA SCARF,

BUT WASTOO DRUNK TO REALIZE IT.

WILL YOU TAKEME HOME ?

OH, YES, YES,I WILL.

WHEN OPPORTUNITY AND QUICKTHINKING MEET,

THE WAYTHEY DID THAT FATEFUL NIGHT...

GOOD EVENING, SIR.

... THAT'S A GREAT MOMENTIN HOOK-UP HISTORY.

( cheers & applause )

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