Man Snacks

  • Season 2 , Ep 9
  • 11/15/2011
  • Views: 40,656

Ders gives Adam and Blake his credit card to buy snacks while he gets the car fixed. (2:46)

OH!- OKAY.

- WE CAN DO IT!PUT SOME GLUTE INTO IT!

- YEAH.- HERE WE GO.

- OH, THIS IS COOL!

I'M GLAD WE DIDN'T CALL AAA

AND TOOK FATEINTO OUR OWN HANDS LIKE CONAN.

OW, OW. I GOT IT.ANCHOR.

- HOLY MOLY,LOOK AT THIS CLASSIC.

- YEAH, SHE'S PRETTY,GOT NICE LINES,

BUT NOTHING ON THE SWEDISHMEATBALL HERE.

- YEAH.

- THAT IS AMERICAN MUSCLE.THAT CAR FOUGHT IN VIETNAM.

- ALL RIGHT, MEN.

HERE'S MY CREDIT CARD.GO GET SOME MAN SNACKS.

both: YEAH.- PAY FOR THE BATTERY.

I'M GONNA GO, UH,RAP WITH THE ENGINEER HERE.

SEE WHAT HE CAN TELL ME.- YOU GOT IT.

- OH, GET SOME,UH, BEEF JERKY.

BUT NOT THE PEPPERED.I'VE GOT ACID REFLUX.

- WASH YOUR WINDOWFOR $1.57.

- ARE YOU GONNABUY BEER WITH IT?

- NO.

- OH, WELL, THEN, I'M SORRY.OUR MONEY'S ACTUALLY FOR BEER.

- I'M GONNA GET SCHNAPPS.

- YEAH, SCHNAPPS. COOL, COOL.- YEAH. AWESOME.

- WE LOVE BOOZE TOO.- A DOLLAR.

- OH, I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.- NO CASH.

- DO YOU HAVE A CARD SWIPER?'CAUSE I'LL GIVE YOU--

I'LL GIVE YOU,LIKE, $1,000.

- NO.

- WE'LL LOOKFOR A HAT FOR YOU.

- YEAH.- WE'LL GET YOU A HAT.

- THAT'S WHY HOMELESS PEOPLESHOULD HAVE CARD SWIPERS.

- THEY SHOULD.

- I'D MAKE A GREATHOMELESS PERSON.

I'D JUST CARRYA CARD SWIPER.

- THANKS A LOT, MIKE.

I'D TIP YOU, BUT MY BUDDY'SGOT MY CREDIT CARD, SO.

- HEY-OH! AND THE SNACKSTERSARE BACK-DERS!

- WHOA.

- HOW WAS THE BATTERY SWAPEDUCATIONAL?

- UH, HE DIDN'TLET ME WATCH,

BUT HE'S GOTA SUPER-COOL IGUANA INSIDE.

- WHAT?- REALLY?

- YEAH, YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT.- COOL.

- WHAT'D THE BATTERY RUN ME?

- MMM...I DON'T KNOW.

IT WAS, LIKE, TWO,OR THREE, OR--200 BU--

I THINK IT WAS,LIKE, 100 BUCKS.

I DON'T KNOW, MONEY'SNOT A THING TO ME ANYMORE.

'CAUSE I JUSTCHARGED TO THE GAME.

- YEAH, NOW WITHTHAT CREDIT CARD,

YOU CAN GET WHATEVER YOU WANT,WHENEVER YOU WANT,

AND IT'S ALL, LIKE,FREE, BASICALLY.

- YEAH, IT'S AWESOME.

- ALL RIGHT, GUYS,ABOUT THE CREDIT CARD--

JUST A GUIDELINE--

- RIDE TO THE NORTH!- YEAH!

- OKAY, GOING NORTH.

- IF YOU'RE A VIKING, AND YOUSCREAM THAT WITH A BEARD,

THAT'S MANLY.- WHOO!

- WAIT.

- OH, GRAB YOUR GUNS!

GRAB YOUR GUNS!

- OH, IS THIS--IS THISTHE LITTLE GUY WE'RE GONNA GET?

- YEAH, WE'RE GONNAKILL THIS DUDE.

- JUST GET YOUR... THING.

- HOLY MOLY,SHE'S A THICK BITCH.

- SHE IS.- A WORTHY ADVERSARY.

THAT'S WHY I'M GONNA STRING UPAND GO FOR HER FIRST.

- YEAH, RIGHT, DERS.FIRST COME, FIRST KILL, BUD.

- I DON'T KNOW, GUYS.

IT'S JUST A DUDEDIVING IN A DUMPSTER.

WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE.

- BLAKE, IT'S CUTE.IT'S A CUTE RACCOON.

DOESN'T MEANIT DOESN'T DESERVE TO DIE,

BECAUSE I'M A MAN.

- STOP SHAKINGAND TAKE THE SHOT.

- I'M NOTNERVOUS RIGHT NOW.

- I DIDN'T SAYYOU WERE NERVOUS.

- WELL, I'M NOT, THEN.

SHH, QUIET.THERE'S ANIMALS.

[tribal drums and chanting]

- OH, HEY! HEY!

[tribal chanting]

[all screaming]

- OH, MY GOD!- THAT WAS AWESOME!

- YOU SAVED MY GIRL CATCHER.- WHAT?

- THAT'S WHAT I'M CALLING MYFACE NOW--"THE GIRL CATCHER."

- HEY, CASSIE,I GOT YOU SOME CORN NUTS.

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