Retta - McDonald's Attitude

  • Season 8 , Ep 5
  • 02/12/2004
  • Views: 8,277

Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only. (1:35)

Retta: HOW YOU DOING?

THE PEOPLE OF NEW YORK CITY.

HOW VERY EXCITING.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

YEAH.

Y'ALL HAVEN'T CHANGED.

WHEN I GOT IN TOWN I WENT

TO A MCDONALD'S.

I WALKED IN.

I ORDERED A DOUBLE

CHEESEBURGER VALUE MEAL

WITH A HI-C ORANGE DRINK.

SHE PUNCHES IN MY ORDER.

I HAD FORGOTTEN TO SAY

NO PICKLE.

SO I'M LIKE, "OOH, I'M SORRY.

I DON'T WANT PICKLE ON THAT."

SHE GOES LIKE, "TSH!

[LAUGHTER]

NO PICKLE ON THAT DOUBLE

CHEESE!"

OKAY, WHY THE DRAMA?

IT'S JUST PICKLES.

[LAUGHTER]

SHE GOES TO POUR MY DRINK.

I CAN SEE THAT SHE'S POURING

ME A SPRITE.

SO I SAY POLITELY, "I'M SORRY,

I DIDN'T WANT A SPRITE.

I WANTED A HI-C ORANGE DRINK."

HER RESPONSE, "TSH!"

[LAUGHTER]

SO NOW I'M LIKE, "WHAT IS UP

WITH THIS SKANK-ASS CHICK?"

[LAUGHTER]

BUT I DON'T SAY ANYTHING

'CAUSE I DON'T MESS WITH

PEOPLE WHO TOUCH MY FOOD.

[LAUGHTER]

SO FINALLY MY ORDER COMES UP

AND SHE BASICALLY THROWS IT

ON THE COUNTER AT ME.

SO I'M LIKE, "HOLD UP, S-LICK.

I THOUGHT MCDONALD'S WAS

SUPPOSED TO HAVE FAST AND

"FRIENDLY" SERVICE."

SHE WAS LIKE, "THAT'S AT

PARTICIPATING MCDONALD'S AND

WE AIN'T PARTICIPATING."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

SO NEEDLESS TO SAY I WAS

A BIT PERTURBED.

AND I WAY RUN INTO DRAMA--

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