Uncensored - Steve Rannazzisi - World's Biggest A**hole Pt. 1

Steve Rannazzisi: Manchild Season 1, Ep 101 11/16/2013 Views: 8,714

Steve Rannazzisi describes the worst person that he has ever encountered. (1:10)

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I MET THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE

I HAVE EVER METIN MY ENTIRE LIFE

ABOUT EIGHT MONTHS AGO.

I WAS DRIVINGAROUND LOS ANGELES,

AND I WAS BEHIND THIS CAR,AND HE WAS SWERVING IN AND OUT.

HE WAS TEXTING.

YOU COULD TELLHE WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION.

WE PULLED UP TO A RED LIGHT,

AND IT WAS ONE OF THOSELEFT-HAND TURN ARROW LIGHTS.

AND I'LL NEVER FORGET --

HIS CAR,HE HAD A BLACK MERCEDES.

HE HAD A MOONROOF.

HE WAS TEXTING.

HE WAS WEARING ONE OF THOSEBEDAZZLED, HORRIBLE SHIRTS --

YEAH, LIKE DIFFERENT COLORS.

THERE WAS FOREIGN TECHNO MUSICBLARING OUT OF HIS CAR.

AND I REMEMBERJUST LOOKING AT HIM LIKE,

"OH, THAT'S THE BIGGEST ASSHOLEIN THE WORLD.

"LOOK AT THIS ASSHOLE.

HIS MOTHER'SPROBABLY A BITCH, TOO."

SO THE GUY IS TEXTING,AND THE ARROW TURNS GREEN.

AND HE DOESN'T GO, BECAUSEHE'S NOT PAYING ATTENTION.

SO, I BEEP THE HORN AT HIMTO LET HIM KNOW,

"HEY, YOU GOTSOME PEOPLE BEHIND YOU.

PAY ATTENTION."

WELL, I GUESS THIS UPSET HIM.

BECAUSE HE TURNS AROUND,HE LOOKS AT ME,

HE SMILES, AND HE FLIPS ME OFF,

AND HE GOES RIGHT BACKTO TEXTING,

AND JUST LETS THE LIGHTTURN RED --

JUST COCKS THE WHOLE LINE,

WHICH, IN L.A.,IS THE EQUIVALENT OF RAPE.

IT'S THE EXACT SAME THING.

IT'S AT AN EMOTIONAL LEVEL.