Survibrator

  • Season 1 , Ep 4
  • 11/02/2010
  • Views: 40,838

If you get lost in the woods, you'll have everything you need with the Survibrator. (0:58)

WE SHOULD HAVE NEVERGONE OFF THE TRAIL.

( howling )

- WE'RE GONNA DIE OUT HERE.- NO, WE'RE GONNA BE OKAY.

- I BROUGHT THIS.- A VIBRATOR?

- THIS IS TURNING YOU ON?- IT'S NOT JUST A VIBRATOR.

IT'S A SURVIBRATOR.

Announcer: SURVIBRATOR, THE WORLD'S

MOST COMPLETE SURVIVAL VIBRATOR.

IF YOU GET LOST IN THE WOODS,

YOU'LL HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED.

IT'S A NAIL FILE,

A SUNDIAL,

A GIANT BLACK FLASHLIGHT,

A FISHING POLE.

IT'S EVEN A TOOTHBRUSH.

AND PERHAPS MOST IMPORTANTLY, THE SURVIBRATOR CAN BE USED

- TO FIGHT OFF DANGEROUS ANIMALS.- ( howling )

THAT ALL SOUNDS GREAT,BUT CAN IT STOP ANTS

FROM CRAWLING IN MY ASSWHILE I'M ASLEEP?

Announcer: YES, IT CAN.

( Survibrator buzzing )

SURVIBRATOR! DON'T FORGET MOTHER'S DAY.

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