Darrell Hammond - The Face of Bill Clinton

Hammond, House, Pinataland Season 2, Ep 0206 05/30/1998 Views: 3,065

These days, Bill Clinton seems to be aging at mach speed. (1:36)

AND I ALWAYS WATCH THE NEWS, YOU KNOW FOR MATERIAL.

BUT TODAY I JUST HAD TO TURN IT OFF.

IT'S JUST SO CONFUSING NOW.

YOU KNOW, AND NOWHERE IS THAT I GUESS MORE REFLECTED THAN

ON THE FACE OF PRESIDENT CLINTON,

WHO SEEMS TO BE AGING NOW AT MOCK SPEED.

HAVE YOU SEEN HIS FACE, IT JUST--

HE'S GOT THAT A SYMMETRICAL.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?

HE'S LIKE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE FOR WHOM LAUGHTER ANDRAGE IS INDISTINGUISHABLE NOW.

BILL, HOW'S IT GOING ?

HE LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS TO JUSTLOOK INTO THE CAMERA JUST ONETIME AND JUST SAY, YOU KNOW,

"LET ME, LET ME SAY NOW,

"TO THE PEOPLE OF AMERICA AND THE NATIONS,

"THE NATIONS OF THE WORLD,

"I HATE YOU.

"WHEN I ACCEPTED THIS JOB, I HAD NO EARTHLY IDEA HOW MUCH IT WAS GONNA SUCK."