Getting Physical

  • Season 3, Ep 9
  • 07/24/2012
  • Views: 109,224

Adam has a terrifying near-death experience after fighting over weapons with Blake. (3:02)

HAVE TO GET PRETTY PHYSICALRIGHT NOW.

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCEI'VE GOTTEN PHYSICAL.

- DUDE, DON'T EVEN WORRYABOUT IT, I BROUGHT WEAPONS.

I BROUGHT WEAPONS.- REALLY? OKAY.

- LOOK, CHECK IT OUT.I GOT A SLINGSHOT.

- COOL, I'LL TAKE THAT.I'LL TAKE THAT,

UNLESS YOU HAVEA GRENADE LAUNCHER.

- WELL--WELL,I HAVE SOMETHING BETTER.

I HAVE THE TETANUS BALL.

IT'S A TENNIS BALLWITH RUSTY NAILS IN IT.

- OKAY, I'M GONNA WANTTHE SLINGSHOT

'CAUSE THIS LOOKSPRETTY [bleep] STUPID.

WHAT ARE YOU--YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO THROW--

HOW ARE YOU GONNA PICKTHAT BACK UP, MAN?

YOU'RE GONNA--YOU'RE GONNATETANUS-IZE YOURSELF.

- NO, NO, SEE, THAT'S WHATYOU'RE NOT TAKING INTO ACCOUNT.

I HAVE A PROTECTOR GLOVETHAT YOU WEAR,

SO MAYBE--MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINKTHAT OVER BEFORE YOU CALL--

- VERY, VERY SMART MOVE.- THANK YOU.

- BUT ALSO,I WILL TAKE THE SLINGSHOOT.

- WELL, NO,I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD

BECAUSE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOWHOW TO SLING-SHOOT.

- WELL,DID YOU SEE MY PRACTICE RUNS?

- WELL, I DID,AND IT DIDN'T LOOK RIGHT.

- NO, IT LOOKED PRETTY GOOD.

- OKAY. YOU HAVE NO AMMO,SO YOU CAN'T--

- GIVE ME! GIVE ME!- NO, FINE.

- AAH!- ADAM?

ADAM?OH, OH, MY, OH, MY--

- HELP ME!- ADAM! OH, MY GOD!

- HELP! HELP ME!

- UH, YEAH,JUST GIVE ME THE SLINGSHOT.

AND HOLD THE BACK.- NICE TRY! CUT ME DOWN!

[screaming]

- ALL RIGHT, JUST--WELL, DON'T BREAK YOUR NECK!

HELP!MY FRIEND IS CHOKING!

DERS?

- BLAKE?WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

- WHAT? YOU'RE THE CHEATER?- YEAH, I'M THE CHEATER, OKAY?

AT THE STORE THE OTHER DAY,

SHE GAVE MEA OVER-THE-PANTS H.J.

AND, DUDE, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEENWHAT I DID IN MY PANTS.

- REALLY?- UNREAL.

I JUST, LIKE,BARFED OUT OF MY THING.

- NO WAY.HOW MANY OUNCES ARE WE TALKING?

LIKE A, LIKE A GUSHER'S WORTH?OR LIKE A CAPRI SUN?

- LIKE FIVE BUSTSOF I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH.

- OH, THAT'S WHY YOU WEREWEARING SKI PANTS.

YOU WERE DEALINGWITH THE STAIN PROBABLY.

DUDE, NOW I GET IT.

OH!ADAM, ADAM!

ADAM'S CHOKING, HE'S DYING, MAN.WE GOT TO CUT HIM DOWN.

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING--- COME ON, COME ON!

- WHAT?- GO, GO, GO!

GET SOMETHING SHARP,SOMETHING SHARP.

- HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE,HERE, HERE.

- OH, COME ON.HURRY, HURRY, HURRY.

COME ON, COME ON!HE'S RIGHT THROUGH HERE!

- WAIT, MAN, YOU'RE NOTSUPPOSED TO RUN WITH THESE.

- I KNOW! NO!- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

- JUST DROP THE STUPID THING!- OH, MY GOD.

- OH, CUT HIM DOWN!- I GOT HIM.

- CUT HIM DOWN! COME ON!- ADAM!

- USE SOME STRENGTH,YOU PUSSY!

- THEY'RE NOT CUTTING!I'LL BE BACK.

- NO, NO, NO!MY LITTLE BABY!

MY LITTLE BABY! MY LITTLE ANGEL![crying]

- OH, MY GOD. I GOT A BIG KNIFE!- DERS, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?

- I GOT A BIG KNIFE! BACK UP!- CUT HIM DOWN!

- [screaming]- OH!

[Blake and Adam wailing]

- YOU ALL RIGHT?

- I THOUGHT WE LOST YA.- [crying] OH, GOD!

- IT'S ALL RIGHT.- OH, MY GOD! I ALMOST DIED!

- I KNOW.- I ALMOST DIED!

THAT WAS SO SCARY!

THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME!- IT'S OKAY, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.- I HAD A REALIZATION.

I'VE BEEN ALIVE FOR 24 YEARS,

AND I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHINGWITH MY LIFE.

- DON'T SAY THAT. COME ON.- YOU HAVE TOO.

- I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING!- COME ON.

- I'VE NEVER EVEN JET SKIEDOFF A WATERFALL.

- HEY, NO ONE'S DONE THAT.- YEAH, NOT MANY DO.

- I'VE NEVER EVEN HOT-AIRBALLOONED AROUND THE WORLD.

- IT'S VERY EXPENSIVE.- YES.

- [crying]I'VE NEVER...

EVEN SEEN THE EXPENDABLES.

- WE DID, THOUGH.ON VALENTINE'S DAY.

- WHATEVER THE POINT IS,I NEED TO DO MORE BADASS STUFF!

AND WATCH MORE CLASSIC MOVIES.

I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

IN, LIKE, SEVEN YEARS,AND THAT WAS MY FAVORITE MOVIE.

- OKAY.- AND I'M BLOWING IT!

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