Uncensored - Kumail Nanjiani - Porn Stuck in the VCR Pt. 3

Kumail Nanjiani: Beta Male Season 1, Ep 101 07/20/2013 Views: 10,513

Kumail Nanjiani might have been able to hide the truth from his parents, but there's no fooling the man at the video store. (1:16)

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And the electricity comes back,

I swear,before my mom gets home.

And the VCR works,but it's never

quite the same.

It's got this look in its eyeslike it's been through a war,

you know, like, "You haven'tseen the things I've seen."

The fast-forwarddoesn't always work.

It makes this weirdclicking sound all the time.

You have to turn the TV up,so you don't hear the clicking.

A couple weeks later,my mom's like,

"I'm gonna goto get it fixed."

And I'm like,"No, no, no, no, no, no.

"I'll take itto get it fixed.

Mom, don't, just stay home.I'll take it to get it fixed."

So I go,

and I goto the video store,

and I give itto the guy.

I put it on the counter,and he plugs it in,

and it starts makingthat clicking sound.

And it's a soundhe's heard before.

And he looks at me,and he leans in, and he says,

"Next time you get a tape stuckin there, bring it to me.

I won't tell your parents."

[laughter and applause]

[chuckles]

I thoughtof all the clicking sounds

in all the houseswhere Pakistani boys

had ripped tapesout of VCRs.

He knew exactlywhat had happened.

There was no lyingto this man.