Uncensored - Whitney Cummings - Examining a D**k

Whitney Cummings: I Love You Season 1, Ep 101 06/28/2014 Views: 29,741

Whitney Cummings helps men understand why women find penises terrifying. (2:28)

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The problem is when yousee a new dick,

every new dickis a whole new set of...

...WebMD searches.

You gotta inspectthe new ones.

You've got to make sureeverything's legit.

You've got to make sureeverything's, you know, safe.

But the problem is when youget that close to a dick...

( SIGHS ) you'rethat close to a dick.

And you knowwhat happens when

you're that closeto a dick.

Yeah.

You've got to put that thingin your mouth.

And it's notbecause we want to--

it's because something happenswhen a woman's face

is within like, a footof a man's dick,

where a handwill come down...

No!

( GROANS AND GRUNTS )

And you can't get out--it moves with you.

( GROANS AND GRUNTS )

Oh shit!

( GROANS )

Fine!

That is so rude!

Man, I don't mean to bemean about it--

I just feel likeyou guys don't see it

from our perspective.You don't see what we see.

You know,we've got to see

this super weirdtransformation happen

that is so creepy,you know?

Here's the thing--

anything that changesin shape,

size...

and color...

without your permissionis a little ( bleep ) weird.

Like, from our point of view,it is terrifying.

This is what it looks likefrom our point of view,

just so you guys know.Okay, it'll start out...

just hanging, chilling.

You're touchin' it,touchin' it.

Then you're like,--

it'll hear like,a noise or...

Hmm?

( APPLAUSE )

"Would you like, to play?!"