Uncensored - Katt Williams - Come Back Home

Katt Williams: Kattpacalypse Season 1, Ep 101 02/23/2013 Views: 11,874

There's something important that Katt Williams needs to tell women and their vaginas. (1:52)

LADIES, WE NEED Y'ALLCOME ON BACK HOME.

I UNDERSTAND SOME OF YOU LADIESDONE GOT BESIDE YOURSELF.

WE DIDN'T SAY SHIT.

WE SAW IT HAPPENING.

WE DIDN'T SAY SHIT.

WE SAW Y'ALL GOING OFFTO THE LITTLE FREAKY,

NASTY, LITTLE DIRTY,LITTLE SNEAKY, FREAKY,

LITTLE NASTY STORE.

AND WE SAW YOU PURCHASINGYOURSELF ITEMS FOR 24, 29,

39.95.

AND WE KNOW YOU GOT YOURSELFA RABBIT AND A BULLET

AND A BULLET WITH A RABBIT.

AND THERE AIN'T NOTHING WRONGWITH IT, LADIES.

BUT TIME TO BRING YOUR ASS BACKHOME FOR 2012.

SOME OF Y'ALL DONE FUCKED YOURWHOLE CLITORIS UP,

FUCKING ROUND.

LOOK AT THE LADIES...

"WHAT?"SOME OF YOU LADIES HAVE

FUCKED YOUR ENTIRE VAGINA UP,BEING GREEDY.

JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE SOMETHINGTHAT CAN HIT YOUR SPOT EVERY

TIME, BITCH,DOES NOT MEAN YOU GOT TO HIT

THAT MOTHERFUCKER 136 TIMESON TARGET.

JUST...

[buzzing]FUCKED YOUR WHOLE GODDAMN

CLITORIS UP.

US FELLAS, WE REMEMBER YOURCLITORIS THE WAY IT USED TO BE.

WE REMEMBER WHEN THATMOTHERFUCKER WAS SO SHY,

IT WOULDN'T EVENCOME OUT THE HOOD.

YOU HAD TO--HAD TO GET DOWNTHERE AND TALK SWEET TO IT

AND SHIT.

"YOU JUST COME ON OUT OF THERE.

I SEE YOU IN THERE."

NOW YOU DONE HIT THATMOTHERFUCKER SO MANY TIMES,

THAT BITCH IS ALL OUTSIDEOF YOUR CLITORIS.

JUST OUTSIDE OF THE CAMEL TOE,PUSHING THE LABIA BACK.

JUST...

BITCH, YOUR CLITORIS IS SCARINGMY PENIS.

WE CAN'T EVEN...