Aries Spears - Shaquille O'Neal

CC Presents: Aries Spears Season 9, Ep 15 05/19/2005 Views: 31,394

Shaq is the slowest talking dude in the NBA. (1:28)

I TELL YOU IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE

WHEN YOU LIVE IN L.A., YA KNOW,

AND YOU ALWAYS AND YOU DATE

PRETTY WOMEN AND YOU IN THE

ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY,

YOU ALWAYS DATE WOMEN THAT HAVE

SLEPT WITH ATHLETES.

AND THAT USED TO BOTHER ME

'CAUSE I ALWAYS KNEW IT WASN'T

FOR THE RIGHT REASONS.

BUT I ALWAYS SAID IF I EVER

GET MARRIED, I WILL TELL MY

WOMAN, "I LOVE MICHAEL JORDAN.

I AM A MICHAEL JORDAN FANATIC.

I SAID MICHAEL JORDAN IS THE

ONLY ATHLETE YOU CAN SLEEP WITH

AND I WOULDN'T GET MAD.

AS LONG AS YOU GOT SOMETHING

SIGNED.

YOU GOT TO BRING BACK A BALL

OR HAT SOMETHING.

YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE A [BLEEP]

AWAY FOR FREE."

[LAUGHTER]

"AND I KNOW I'D GET MAD AT

FIRST WHEN SHE TELL ME, "BABY,

I SLEPT WITH MIKE."

"BITCH, I SHOULD...

OH, MAN A JERSEY.

[LAUGHTER]

THIS IS NICE, BABY!

THAT'S GOOD.

THIS IS OKAY."

YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT

MICHAEL MAN, IS JUST HIS LEVEL

OF COOL.

MICHAEL WAS ALWAYS SUCH A COOL

DUDE.

HE ALWAYS KNEW HOW TO HANDLE

HIMSELF IN AN INTERVIEW.

KNEW WHAT TO SAY HOW TO SAY IT.

VERY SMOOTH ARTICULATE,

TO THE POINT.

LIKE, "MICHAEL, YOU GUYS ARE

DOWN IN THE FIRST HALF, WHAT ARE

YOU GOING TO DO TO IMPROVE?"

"WELL, YA KNOW THE TEAMS JUST

GOT TO COME OUT FOCUSED AND JUST

PLAY THE GAME.

EXECUTE THE OFFENSE, STAY TRUE

TO THE DEFENSE AND PLAY FOR

THE LOVE OF THE GAME."

BEAUTIFUL!

I LIVED IN L.A. WITH SHAQUILLE

O'NEIL.

I HATED WHEN THEY INTERVIEW

SHAQ.

SHAQ TAKE TWO WEEKS TO ANSWER

ONE DAMN QUESTION!

THAT IS THE SLOWEST TALKING DUDE

IN THE NBA.

THEY'D BE LIKE, "SHAQ, YOU AND

KOBE ARE FEUDING, WHAT'S GOING

ON?"

[AS SHAQ] "I TOLD KOBE, I TOLD

PHIL.

PHIL KNOW HOW TO PLAY.

KOBE KNOW HOW TO PLAY.

I GONNA CATCH THE BALL.

I'M A... THAT'S WHAT I DO.

I'M BIG BROTHER, HE'S LITTLE

BROTHER.

HE'LL BE FINE.

WHEN SHAQ TALKS, THEY SHOULD

HAVE THE WORDS WITH THE BOUNCING

BALL, EVERYBODY.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]