Happy Valentine's Day

  • Season 2 , Ep 6
  • 02/12/2013
  • Views: 5,101

Jeff Ross encourages Kanye West and Kim Kardashian to drink as much champagne as they want. (1:47)

THEN HIT IT WITH A ZOMBIE.

NOW, GIVE IT UP FOR JACK FROST.

>> YEAH.

ALL RIGHT.

WOW.

ALL RIGHT TO "THE BURN."

YEAH!

IT'S OUR SEASON FINALE, I FEEL

THE LOVE, EVERYBODY.

LOVE IS IN THE AIR, HAPPY ALMOST

VALENTINES DAY.

THE DAY WE GIVE CHOCOLATES TO

THE LAST PERSON WE EVER WANT TO

BECOME FAT.

[LAUGHTER]

>> WHY IS IT OKAY TO USE CANDY

TO GET SEX ON VALENTINES DAY?

YOU TRY IT ONCE ON A PLAYGROUND,

EVERYBODY GETS APE [BLEEP].

I DON'T KNOW.

VALENTINES DAY THE BIGGEST DAY

OF THE YEAR FOR PROPOSALS.

BUT FOR AS MANY MEN AS WILL GET

DOWN ON ONE YEAR, A LOT MORE

WOMEN GETTING DOWN ON TWO!

[APPLAUSE]

>>

[LAUGHTER]

>> THE PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY

WILL BE SEMIBROUGHTING BLACK

HISTORY MONTH, AND VALENTINES

DAY AT THE SAME TIME.

AND WHIPS THEM IN THE LINCOLN

BEDROOM.

OBAMA UNCHAINED, COME ON,

BARACK.

SHOW HER THE ONE WEAPON YOU

DON'T WANT TO BAN.

[APPLAUSE]

>> HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO CASE

BROWN AND RHIANNA, I HEAR THEY

ARE BACK TOGETHER.

I BET THIS YEAR HE GIVES HER A

RING, AROUND HER OTHER EYE.

>> OH.

[APPLAUSE]

>> AND WISH THEM NOTHING BUT

ROMANCE TO KIM AND CANNING YEA,

YOU HAVE AS MUCH CHAMPAGNE AS

YOU WANT, BECAUSE FETAL ALCOHOL

SYNDROME WILL BE THE LEAST OF

THAT KID'S PROBLEMS.

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