Rickey Smiley - Funeral Homes

Mata, Williams, Holmes, Smiley Season 9, Ep 912 08/20/2009 Views: 22,152

Rickey Smiley's grandmother acts like a fool. (2:03)

AND I NOTICE WHEN WHITE PEOPLE DIE,

WHEN Y'ALL DIE, Y'ALL HAVE THE FUNERAL THE NEXT DAY.

Y'ALL GET IT OVER WITH. SOMEBODY IN OUR FAMILY DIE,

"WHEN THE FUNERAL?" "IT'S GONNA BE NEXT MONTH.

"WE GOT TO WAIT FOR LEROY AND THEM TO COME FROM DETROIT.

"HE GOTTA TAKE SIX SICK DAYS AND COME DOWN THERE.

"GO THROUGH CLEVELAND TO PICK UP MARCUS AND THEM.

AND THEN THEY GONNA COME ON DOWN TO ALABAMA..."

[LAUGHTER]

WHITE PEOPLE ARE COOL IN THE FUNERAL HOME.

Y'ALL DIE, MAN, Y'ALL GO VIEWTHE BODIES, NO PROBLEM.

AND Y'ALL JUST CHILLIN'.YOU KNOW, LIKE...

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

WE DON'T WALK INTO THE FUNERAL HOME.

WE STRODE IN THE FUNERAL HOME.

MY GRANDMOTHER GO TO A FUNERAL HOME,

DON'T EVEN KNOWTHE PEOPLE THAT'S DEAD.

SHE WAS A PROFESSIONAL MOURNER. DON'T KNOW THE LADY.

SHE WOULD GET UP TO THE CASKET AND ACT A FOOL.

[SCREAMING]

"BIG MAMA, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT LADY.

GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THIS..."

BECAUSE Y'ALL KNOW THE FUNERAL HOME IS REALLY

CHARGING YOU FOR THE DAY. THEY CHARGE YOU FOR THE DAY.

DO YOU KNOW YOU WOULD COME OUT CHEAPER

HAVIN' YOUR FUNERAL WITH SOMEBODY ELSE?

PEOPLE--

PEOPLE ARE HAVIN' FUNERALS TOGETHER TO TRY TO SAVE MONEY.

I SAW AN AD IN THE PAPER. "WE HAVE A LOST A LOVED ONE.

"IF ANYONE IN YOUR FAMILY DIE, PLEASE GIVE US A CALL.

AND WE CAN GO IN HALF ON THE FUNERAL."

I WENT TO A DOUBLE FUNERAL. THEY HAD BUNK BED CASKETS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

MY GRANDMA WENT RIGHT BACK IN THERE.

"LORD, OH, IT'S NOT EVEN HER."

[SCREAMING]

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]