Jim Gaffigan - Lazy for No Reason

  • Season 3 , Ep 6
  • 07/11/2000
  • Views: 37,331

You ever have one thing to do all day, but you just can't get yourself to do it? (1:35)

YOU EVER FIND YOURSELFBEING LAZY FOR NO REASON AT ALL?

LIKE, YOU PICK UP YOUR MAIL.

YOU GO IN YOUR HOUSE.

YOU REALIZE YOU HAVE A LETTERFOR A NEIGHBOR.

YOU EVER JUST LOOKAT THE LETTER AND GO,

"MMM, LOOKS LIKETHEY'RE NEVER GETTING THIS.

TAKE TOO MUCH ENERGYTO GO BACK OUTSIDE."

I MIGHT, LIKE,STICK IT ON A BUREAU.

"I'M GONNA GET THATTO THEM LATER ON.

"RIGHT NOW I'VE GOT TO WATCHSOME LOVE CONNECTION.

THEY'VE GOT SOME NEW HOSTON THERE."

YOU EVER HAVE ONE THINGTO DO ALL DAY,

BUT YOU JUST CAN'T GET YOURSELFTO DO IT?

"I GOT TO GO TO THE POST OFFICE,

"BUT I'D PROBABLYHAVE TO PUT ON PANTS.

"THEY'RE ONLY OPENTILL 5:00.

"I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO THATNEXT WEEK.

HAVE A LITTLE MORE FREE TIME."

I NEVER HAVE FREE TIME.I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU.

WHENEVER I GO TO THE--

YOU EVER GO TO THE CASH MACHINE,

THERE'S TWO PEOPLE IN LINEIN FRONT OF YOU.

YOU GET KIND OF FLUSTERED.

YOU'RE LIKE,"FORGET IT.

"I'M NOT STANDING HEREFOR 40 SECONDS.

I GOT THINGS TO DO, OKAY?"

SOMETIMES BEING LAZY CANGET YOU IN TROUBLE, YOU KNOW.

LIKE, YOU EVER NOT TAKE A SHOWERALL WEEKEND?

JUST LOUNGE AROUND.

THEN YOU'RE RUNNING LATEFOR WORK ON MONDAY.

"OH, NO."

SO THERE'S ONE PERSON AT WORK,

"SOMETHING SMELLS LIKE SMOKEIN HERE."

"UH, I WENT TO A BARBECUEON FRIDAY NIGHT.

"I ONLY HAD 48 HOURSTO TAKE A SHOWER.

KIND OF BUSY."

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