Power Falcons

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The Power Falcons refuse to call Green Falcon by the proper name. (2:29)

[rock music]- ♪ SAVING EARTH FROM SPACE

♪ POWER FALCONS!

- [roars]

[falcon screech]

[growls]

- YELLOW FALCON,WHAT DO YOUR SENSES TELL YA?

- DESTRUCTO ISA KILLING MACHINE.

- [growls]

- HIS ARMOR IS IMPERVIOUSTO OUR BLASTERS.

YOU GOT ANY IDEAS,RED FALCON?

- SURE DO, YELLOW FALCON.

BLUE FALCON, YOU REMEMBEROUR BATTLE AT DANGO BLUFF?

I'LL TAKE THE LEGS,YOU TAKE THE BLASTERS.

- IT WAS BEAVER CREEK,AND I TOOK THE LEGS.

MAKE SURE YOU SHORE UPTHAT FLANK, BLACK FALCON.

- UM, ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?

BECAUSE I'MTHE GREEN FALCON.

- NO TIME FOR THAT,BLACK FALCON.

PURPLE FALCON,ARM MISSILES!

- ROGER THAT.ARMING MISSILES NOW.

[machinery whirring]- UH--

- BATTLE FORMATIONS.WE'RE GOING IN.

- HEY.- ROGER THAT.

- HOLD UP.- COPY THAT.

- ROGER.- MY FALCON IS GREEN.

- HEY, HEY, HEY.WE CAN TALK ABOUT

OUR FALCON COLORS WHEN WE GETBACK TO BASE, BLACK FALCON.

RIGHT NOW,WE GOT A MISSION TO DO.

FALL INTO FALCON FORMATION.

[screaming, explosion]

- WELL, NOW, HERE'S THE ISSUEIS THAT, YOU'RE GONNA

GIVE ME AN ORDER, I'M NOT GONNAKNOW YOU'RE TALKING TO ME.

'CAUSE...I'M NOTIN A BLACK FALCON.

- COME ON, CHILL IT OUT,BLACK FALCON.

- YEAH, BLACK FALCON,RELAX.

- FIRST OF ALL,I DON'T LIKE THE WAY

YOU GUYS ARE SAYING "BLACK."

SECOND OF ALL,THERE IS NO BLACK FALCON!

I'M GREEN FALCON!

- BLACK FALCON, HOMIE,

NO ONE'S TRYING TO GET UPIN YOUR GRILL HERE.

- UH-UH, UH-UH, UH-UH.DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT.

NO, DON'T SAY "GRILL"LIKE THAT.

I'M THE GREEN FALCON,AND I--

- OH, STOP BEINGSO BLACK FALCON ABOUT IT.

- WHAT THE [bleep]DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

- BLACK FALCON, BROTHER,

I UNDERSTANDWHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH.

- DO YOU?NO, I DON'T THINK YOU DO.

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IFI CALLED YOU RED FALCON, HUH?

- WHOA!

- AND PURPLE FALCON,

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I CALLEDYOU YELLOW FALCON, HUH?

- THAT'S RACIST.- THAT WAS RACIST.

- YEAH, THAT'S RACIST.- OOH, THAT IS RACIST.

- THAT'S RACIST?OH, SEE, OKAY, NOPE, FORGET IT.

BLACK FALCON OUT--GREEN FALCON!

[whoosh]GREEN FALCON! DAMN IT!

- HEY! WHY'D THAT GREEN FALCONFALL OUT OF FALCON FORMATION?

BLACK FALCON,GET ON THAT AND REPORT BACK.

BLACK FALCON?BLACK FALCON, COME IN.

[rock music]- ♪ SAVING EARTH FROM SPACE

♪ POWER FALCONS!

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