Cory Kahaney - Second Marriage

  • Season 8 , Ep 27
  • 06/10/2004
  • Views: 9,208

Why do men like to have sex first thing in the morning? (2:16)

MARRIAGE, AND I HAVE A KID

FROM MY FIRST MARRIAGE 'CAUSE

I LIKE SOUVENIRS.

AND, UM...

[LAUGHTER]

THIS IS MY SECOND MARRIAGE AND

I DEFINITELY MADE A BETTER

CHOICE THIS TIME.

BUT I GOTTA BE HONEST, IN SOME

WAYS ALL MEN ARE THE SAME.

LIKE FOR EXAMPLE, WHY DO YOU ALL

LIKE TO HAVE SEX FIRST THING IN

THE MORNING?

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A

SECOND?

'CAUSE DO WE SMELL GOOD FIRST

THING IN THE MORNING?

YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU DON'T.

[LAUGHTER]

I UNDERSTAND.

YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT ME LIKE I'M

STUPID.

I UNDERSTAND YOU GOT A NATURAL

PHYSIOLOGICAL STATE OF AROUSAL

THING, RIGHT?

I UNDERSTAND.

BUT WHY ARE YOU SO PROUD OF IT?

OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE LIKE,

[DEEP VOICE] "LOOK AT ME!

[LAUGHTER]

LOOK AT ME!

LOOK, LOOK, LOOK!

"WILL YOU LOOK AT IT?"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

OR MY FAVORITE,

"THIS IS FOR YOU!"

[LAUGHTER]

LIKE YOU THINK WE'RE STUPID.

HEY, WE KNOW YOU WAKE UP THAT

WAY WHETHER WE'RE THERE OR NOT.

IT'S NOT THAT FLATTERING.

AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS IF WE

IGNORE IT?

THEN YOU START THE WHOLE

TAPPING THING.

WHAT IS THIS?

[TAPPING SOUND]

[LAUGHTER]

I'M SORRY, FOR THE GIRLS.

WHAT-- WHAT IS THIS?

[TAPPING SOUND]

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

WHAT IS THAT?

IS THAT A DOORBELL BACK THERE?

[TAPPING CONTINUES]

WHO CAME UP WITH THIS PENIS

ACUPUNCTURE MOVE?

I JUST--

WHAT IS THAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE?

I LOVE WHEN YOU'RE GONNA

CUDDLE.

YOU'RE NOT

[TAPPING SOUND]

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND YOU KNOW, SIR, I GOTTA BE

NICE.

THIS IS A NEW MARRIAGE.

I CAN'T BE NASTY, RIGHT, 'CAUSE

I STILL WANT HIM TO BUY ME

STUFF.

SO...

[LAUGHTER]

BUT I WORK NIGHTS, HE WORKS

DAYS.

IT'S VERY HARD TO FIND A

SCHEDULE THAT FITS US.

AND, YOU KNOW, THE OTHER DAY

I WAS SO TIRED.

I SAID TO HIM, "HEY, YOU WANNA

TRY SOMETHING REALLY KINKY?"

AND HE GOES, "OKAY."

I SAID, "ALRIGHT.

NO, NO, THIS REALLY TURNS ME

ON," YOU KNOW.

AND HE'S BUYIN' IT 'CAUSE HE'S

A GUY.

I'M LIKE, "ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA

PRETEND I'M SLEEPING, RIGHT?

[LAUGHTER]

WHILE YOU PLEASURE YOURSELF.

BUT YOU HAVE TO BE REALLY

QUIET."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

IT WORKED!

IT WORKED!

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