Eric Andre - Welcome to Jamaica

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 07/18/2010
  • Views: 114,670

Reggae is the most inappropriate choice of music to be the theme song for "COPS." (1:48)

I FEEL A LITTLE SICK.

I JUST SAW PRECIOUS IN 3D AT THE IMAX.

OOH. IN THE RUMBLE SEATS,ON MUSHROOMS.

YIKES!

TOO SOON OR NOT SOON ENOUGH!YEAH!

TRYING NOT TO CURSE.THIS IS TV.

I CAN'T CURSE.THAT IS TOUGH.

I'M LIKE, YEAH, "F" THAT "S"!

I'M TRYING TO "D" SOME "P"TONIGHT!

I DON'T "D" "A," MAN,I "D" "P"!

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

"F" THAT, MOTHER FLOWER.KISS MY-AMI!

YOU GUYS LIKETHAT SHOW COPS?

[scattered cheers]

ALL RIGHT.I'VE BEEN ON IT A COUPLE TIMES.

NOT TO BRAG.

IS IT JUST ME, OR IS REGGAETHE MOST INAPPROPRIATE MUSIC

THEY COULD HAVE PICKED

TO OPEN UP THE SHOW COPS?

WHAT THE--IT'S LIKE A BUNCHOF POLICE BRUTALITY FOOTAGE.

IT'S LIKE, "TAKE THAT,TRANNY PROSTITUTE! BOOM!"

♪ JAMAICA MAN COME DOWNTOWN

♪ RASTAFARI

♪ WELCOME TO THE ISLANDOF JAMAICA ♪

"TAKE A KICK TO THE CROTCH,CRACKHEAD! BAM!"

♪ JAMAICA IS A TROPICALISLAND PARADISE ♪

♪ BING BONG BING BING BINGBADA BANG BANG BOING ♪

I'M BLEWISH.

UH, I'M BLACK AND JEWISH.

UH...

MY DAD--MY DAD IS FROM HAITI.

AND--HE'S DOING FINE.HE'S DOING GREAT. RELAX.

YOU GUYS, "OH, MY GOD."

YOU GUYS GIVE ME, LIKE,FRUIT AND, LIKE, RICE.

HE'S DOING GREAT. HE'S OKAY.HE'S FINE, HE'S FINE.

DAD'S FROM HAITI.MY MOM'S, UM, JEWISH.

AND THAT IS WHY I LOOK LIKEA MUPPET FROM SESAME STREET.

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.

[laughter and applause]

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENSWHEN THAT HAPPENS.

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