Doug Benson - Flattering Impressions

  • Season 8 , Ep 11
  • 03/04/2004
  • Views: 9,070

Doug Benson imitates a child at the bottom of a well. (1:47)

Doug Benson: DO YOU GUYS LIKE

IMPRESSIONS?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[BLEEP]

[LAUGHTER]

UM...

ALRIGHT, OKAY, I GOT ONE

IMPRESSION THAT I DO.

IT'S KIND OF UNUSUAL.

I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT.

THIS IS MY IMPRESSION OF A

SMALL CHILD TRAPPED IN THE

BOTTOM OF A WELL WHO DOES NOT

UNDERSTAND THE SERIOUSNESS OF

THE PREDICAMENT.

OKAY, SMALL CHILD, BOTTOM OF

THE WELL, DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.

[CHILD'S VOICE] ♪ I'M GONNA

GET SOME CANDY ♪

[LAUGHTER]

YOU KNOW THEY SAY THAT

IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST

FORM OF FLATTERY.

I DON'T AGREE WITH THAT AT ALL.

LIKE WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SIR?

Audience Member: JOHN.

Doug Benson: JOHN, WHAT DO YOU

DO FOR A LIVING, JOHN?

John: MARKETING.

Doug Benson: MARKETING?

SO YOU HANG OUT AT THE GROCERY

STORE ALL DAY.

HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

YEAH, I'M PRETTY GOOD AT CROWD

WORK.

OKAY, JOHN IN MARKETING, NOW I

DON'T KNOW YOU VERY WELL,

BUT I'M A PRETTY GOOD MIMIC.

I THINK I CAN DO YOUR VOICE NOW.

I THINK I CAN DO A PRETTY GOOD

IMPRESSION.

TELL ME IF YOU THINK THIS IS

FLATTERING.

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] HI,

MY NAME IS JOHN.

I WORK IN MARKETING.

YAHHH-YAHHH-YAHHH-YAHHH!

BLBBB!

NO, IT'S NOT.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

IT'S EXTREMELY INSULTING.

IT'S NOT THE SINCEREST FORM

OF FLATTERY.

OH, I'M SO GOOD AT THAT.

ARE YOU A ROMANTIC GUY, JOHN?

John: SURE.

Doug Benson: DO YOU EVER FALL

ASLEEP RIGHT AFTER SEX?

John: ALL THE TIME.

Doug Benson: ALL THE TIME,

EXACTLY.

I COULD NEVER DO THAT.

IF I FELL ASLEEP RIGHT AFTER

SEX, THE PROSTITUTE MIGHT TAKE

SOME OF MY [BLEEP].

UH-HUH.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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