Adam's Suicide Jump

  • Season 2 , Ep 6
  • 10/25/2011
  • Views: 32,562

Ders suffers in his adult pajamas, and Adam makes a statement by threatening to end his life. (1:57)

- UH... OH, YES.

GREAT.

OH, GOT IT.

- [coughing]

- WHO'S THERE?

HELLO.

IS SOMEONE THERE?

LISTEN, I'M ARMED AND I'VE GOTAIDS, SO IT'S NOT WORTH IT.

- WHAT?

OKAY, WHAT THE HELLIS GOING ON HERE?

- OH, ALLISON.

HEY, LISTEN,THESE--THESE ONESIES.

THEY'RE MAKING ME BREAK OUT.

I CAN'T REALLY SEE ANYTHING.

I GOT TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL.

- SEE, I JUST GOT A CALLFROM MONTEZ.

SAYS THAT JILLIAN IS GOINGAROUND FIRING PEOPLE.

- WELL, YEAH. SHE IS.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

RUDY SAYS, "WHEN YOU LEAVETHE THIRD STRING KICKER

IN THE QUARTERBACK'S POSITION,SOMEONE'S GONNA GET SACKED."

- OKAY. JUST SHUT UPAND FOLLOW ME.

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

- OKAY. WOULD YOU TAKEMY HAND ACTUALLY?

- HEY, ALICE, HOLD UP.

- WHAT?

- ONE THING RIGHT QUICK.

- WHAT'S UP?

- ADAM, GET DOWN FROM THERERIGHT NOW.

- I DON'T HAVE TO LISTENTO ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY

FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE,

WHICH IS ABOUT TO ENDBECAUSE YOU FIRED ME, ALICE.

SO HEAR ME, WORLD, 'CAUSETHESE ARE MY LAST WORDS.

IF YOU TAKE ANYTHING FROM ADAM"THE TOP GUN" DEMAMP'S LIFE,

TAKE THIS.

TAKE IT SLEAZY.

AND I'M OUT.

WRITE THAT DOWN.

"TAKE IT SLEAZY AND I'M OUT"ARE MY LAST WORDS.

AND I'M KILLING MYSELF.

- WHAT THE HELL DOESANY OF THAT EVEN MEAN?

- TAKE IT SLEAZY!

- [thuds]

- OH, NO!

OH, ADAM! OH, NO!

WHY WOULD HE--THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

YOU SHOULD'VE PUT ME IN CHARGE.

- HEY. IT'S A DUMMY,YOU BLIND IDIOT.

- WAIT, WHAT?

both: WHAT YOU HAVE SEEN HEREWAS NOT REAL.

THIS WAS A DEMONSTRATION OF WHATSTRANGE TURNS LIFE CAN TAKE

WHEN THE POWERS THAT BE MAKEDUMB DECISIONS...

- ...STUPID

DECISIONS.DUMB DECISION?

- STUPID DECISIONS.- STUPID DECISIONS.

both: SO PUT YOUR FEARS ASIDE,FOR ADAM IS ALIVE.

- HEY.

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