Nate Bargatze - Kid Toys

  • Season 15 , Ep 6
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 11,848

Whenever Nate Bargatze sees his wife vacuum he thinks, "She is living her childhood dream." (2:59)

YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?HERE'S WHAT IT IS.

GUYS, UH, WE'REJUST NOT GOOD--

GUYS ARE NOT GOOD ATMARRIAGE, ALL RIGHT?

IT'S NOT OUR FAULT.

WE WEREN'T PREPAREDFOR IT, LIKE WOMEN ARE.

YOUR WHOLELIFE IS BUILT--

JUST PREPARATIONFOR MARRIAGE.

LOOK AT ALL-- EVERYTOY YOU PLAY WITH.

WHEN YOU'RE A BABY,THEY GIVE YOU A BABY DOLL.

SO THEY GIVE YOU A BABY,WHEN YOU'RE A BABY.

[audience laughing]

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU'REALIVE YET, AND THEY'RE LIKE,

"LOOK, I WOULD PROBABLYSTART FIGURING THIS OUT.

"LIKE, THIS ISWHERE IT'S GOING.

THEN THEY GIVEYOU BARBIE AND KEN.

THEY LIVE INA LITTLE HOUSE TOGETHER

AND THAT IS WHERE YOULEARN HOW TO MAKE DRAMA.

YOU GET...

[audience laughing]

[applause]

YOU GET THE BEST--YOU'RE THE BEST.

THEN YOU WOULDPLAY HOUSE.

LIKE YOU WOULDFAKE VACUUM.

JUST FAKE VACUUMWITH YOUR FRIENDS.

THAT WAS AWESOME.

IT'S WEIRD 'CAUSE LIKE WHENI SEE MY WIFE VACUUM NOW,

I'M LIKE, "SHE IS LIVINGHER CHILDHOOD DREAM.

[audience laughing]

"SHE'S MADE IT."

AS A GUY-- AS A GUYWE DON'T HAVE ANY OF THAT.

WHAT ARE WE, LIKE,WE PLAY FORT.

YOU GET TO KEEP EVERYBODYOUT OF WHERE YOU ARE,

ESPECIALLY GIRLS.

THE ONLY TOYS WE HAD WERETRANSFORMERS AND NINJA TURTLES.

THOSE ARE EVENREAL THINGS.

[audience laughing]

NONE OF 'EM HAD WIVES--THEY WEREN'T MARRIED.

[audience laughing]

I-I REMEMBER PLAYIN'WITH MY NINJA TURTLES

AND I HAD 'EM GOINGTO FIGHT SHREDDER

AND THEN,MICHELANGELO WAS LIKE,

"HEY, CAN YOU ALLGIVE ME TWO SECONDS?

"MY WIFE JUST SHOWED UP AND SHELOOKS FURIOUS ABOUT SOMETHING."

"WHAT-- WHAT DOYOU WANT FROM ME?"

AND SHE'S, LIKE,"WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING?

"WHAT'S THAT APRILSKANK DOING HERE?"

YOU'RE LIKE, "LISTEN...

[applause]

SHE'S A REPORTER."

[applause]

I GOT IN TROUBLEWITH MY WIFE

'CAUSE, LIKE, ON HERON HER LAST BIRTHDAY,

I-I GOT HER AN OVEN,ALL RIGHT, PRETTY NICE OVEN

TAKE IT EASY-- AND THEREASON I BOUGHT AN OVEN

'CAUSE LIKE I KNOW,LIKE THE VACUUM,

HER OTHER FAVORITE TOY ASA KID, WAS THE EASY-BAKE OVEN.

SO TO GO WITH HERBIG-GIRL VACUUM,

I GOT HER...

[audience laughing]

I...

[audience laughing]

[applause]

SO TO GO WITH HERBIG-GIRL VACUUM,

I GOT HER LIKE A GROWN-UP,LIKE, ADULT OVEN.

LIKE, THERE WASHEART BEHIND IT.

LIKE THAT'S NOT, YOU KNOW,LIKE THAT'S NOT IMPRESSIVE?

IF SHE CAME HOMEAND BOUGHT ME A TRUCK,

AND IT TURNEDINTO A LIVE ROBOT,

I WOULD LOOSE MY MIND!

[applause]

FREAK OUT.

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