Pete Lee - Tough Guy Names

  • Season 13, Ep 11
  • 01/11/2009
  • Views: 32,143

Pete Lee can never be tough, because his name sounds like the horn of a moped. (1:51)

'CAUSE, LIKE, I'M NOTVERY TOUGH, YOU KNOW?

'CAUSE MY NAME IS PETE LEE,

AND YOU CAN'T BE TOUGHIF YOUR NAME IS PETE LEE.

BECAUSE MY NAMEHAS FOUR E's IN IT.

MY NAME SOUNDS LIKETHE HORN OF A MOPED.

IT'S LIKE, "PETE LEE!"

[ LAUGHTER ]

PETE LEE!

MY NAME SOUNDS LIKE IF A MOPEDHAD A REALLY SISSY CAR ALARM.

IT'S LIKE...

[ High-pitched voice ]"PETE LEE! PETE LEE! PETE LEE!"

[ Singsong voice ] WUSS!

WUSS!

PANSY! PANSY! PANSY!

[ Gruff voice ]WEAK, WEAK, PETE!

[ LAUGHS ]

[ Normal voice ] YEAH.THANK YOU, GUYS.

AND YOU CAN'T BE TOUGH IF YOURNAME RHYMES LIKE MINE DOES.

MY PARENTS MIGHT AS WELLHAVE NAMED ME "OKEYDOKEY."

OR IN SPANISH, "OKAYDOKAY!"

[ LAUGHTER ]

OKAYDOKAY!

I DO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND,YOU KNOW.

AND IT'S WEIRD WHEN I SAY THAT.

PEOPLE LOOK AT ME

THE WAY THAT YOU PEOPLEARE LOOKING AT ME RIGHT NOW.

LIKE,"SHE'S PROBABLY IMAGINARY."

WHEN WE FIRST STARTED DATING,ALL MY BUDDIES WERE LIKE,

"HEY, PETE, WHERE'STHIS 'GIRLFRIEND' OF YOURS?"

I WAS LIKE, "DUDE, SHE TRAVELSALL AROUND THE WORLD

FOR WORK, ALL RIGHT?"

THEY'RE LIKE,"YEAH, SO DOES SANTA."

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU KNOW?

AND MY GIRLFRIEND'S NAMEIS JAMIE,

WHICH THAT DOESN'T HELP

THAT MY GIRLFRIENDHAS A DUDE'S NAME, YOU KNOW?

LIKE, WHY DO YOU PARENTS

KEEP NAMING YOUR ADORABLELITTLE DAUGHTERS DUDES' NAMES?

'CAUSE SISSIES LIKE MEDATE THEM.

WE GOT TO BE LIKE, "HEY, THISIS MY GIRLFRIEND, TRAVIS."

[ LAUGHTER ]

IT SUCKS, MAN.

BUT, SO, WE CAME UPWITH A SOLUTION.

WE WANTED TO GIVE EACH OTHERCUTE LITTLE NICKNAMES, YOU KNOW?

LIKE, SHE NICKNAMED ME"PUMPKIN BUTTER BUTT."

YEAH, AND I NICKNAMED HER"SARAH."

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