Extended - Starbucks Outrage - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, November 3, 2016 - Uncensored 11/03/2016 Views: 434

The new diversity-promoting Starbucks cup provoked internet ire, so Tiffany Haddish, Brian Huskey and Jim Jefferies find additional reasons to complain about it. (1:54)

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WE ARE DAYS AWAY FROM THE 2016ELECTION, AND THE COUNTRY HASN'T

BEEN THIS DIVIDED SINCE WAY BACKA FEW WEEKS AGO WHEN WE WERE ALL

FIGHTING ABOUT THAT PICTURE OFTHE DOG WEARING PANTS TWO

DIFFERENT WAYS!

I DON'T KNOW!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE RIGHTANSWER IS!

THEY BOTH SEEM PLAUSIBLE!

(LAUGHTER)BUT IF THERE'S ONE THING THAT

CAN BRING US TOGETHER, IT'SSTARBUCKS.

AH, STARBUCKS.

THEIR NEW CUP FEATURES A MOSAICOF OVER 100 DIVERSE PEOPLE WHO

WOULD NEVER ACTUALLY HANG OUT INREAL LIFE, BUT IT'S A NICE

THOUGHT.

MEANT TO BE A SYMBOL OF UNITY.

AND IT WORKED, 'CAUSE EVERYONELOVES IT.

OH, WAIT.

THEY DON'T, 'CAUSE FUCKING THEINTERNET.

(LAUGHTER)"NOW THAT BELOVED DIVERSITY HAS

BLOWN UP IN OUR FACES, THE LIBS@STARBUCKS HAVE BEGUN SHILLING

FOR UNITY.

LOL, COMMA, COMMA, COMMA, HOWTYPICAL."

(LAUGHTER)WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!

HOW DO YOU SHILL FOR UNITY?

IT'S NOT A CORPORATION.

IT'S A CONCEPT!

HOW DOES THIS POSSIBLY ANGERYOU?

TAKE YOUR MEDS, PHILIP.

TAKE THEM.

(LAUGHTER)DO YOU NOT HAVE A SINGLE REAL

PROBLEM?

"I DON'T DRINK COKE 'CAUSE THECAN IS COMMUNIST RED.

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ONTWIZZLERS.

THAT CANDY AISLE IS RIGGED!

IT'S RIGGED!"(LAUGHTER)

PEOPLE ARE USING THE CUP AS ANEXCUSE TO BE ANGRY, MUCH LIKE

I'M USING IT TO BE SARCASTIC.

SO, COMEDIANS, MANUFACTURE SOMEOUTRAGE ABOUT THE DELIGHTFUL NEW

STARBUCKS CUP.

TIFFANY.

>> THE CUP DOESN'T REALLYREPRESENT ACTUAL STARBUCKS

CUSTOMERS.

WHERE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT AREMASTURBATING IN THE BATHROOM?

I'M JUST SAYING.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,POINTS, YEAH, YEAH.

(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)WELL, UH, FAP AND A FRAPPE.

THAT SHOULD BE THEIR NEW, UH...

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

THAT SHOULD BE THEIR NEW MOTTO?

COMPANY TAG LINE?

BRIAN.

>> MY COFFEE BEAN ARYAN NATIONTRAVEL MUG HOLDS WAY MORE

COFFEE.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

POINTS.

JIM.

>> TO GET OUTRAGED, JUST USE THEREGULAR STARBUCKS CUP, BUT PUT

DUNKIN' DONUTS COFFEE IN THERE.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT.

(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)POINTS TO JIM JEFFERIES.

>> SWITCH IT UP, SWITCH IT UP.