Nick Swardson - Alcohol Poisoning

Season 1 , Ep 101 10/11/09 Views: 103,848

Nick Swardson imagines that death by alcohol poisoning would be a weird thing to explain. (1:00)

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I GOT ALCOHOL POISONING.

[cheers and applause]

IT'S, UH,IT'S ACTUALLY NOT GREAT.

IT'S NOT APPLAUD WORTHY.

ALCOHOL POISONINGIS NOT FUN.

I DON'T RECOMMEND IT.BUT IT HAPPENS.

AND, UH,IT WAS JUST SO FUNNY,

'CAUSE IT'S LIKE,YOU CAN DIE THAT WAY.

WHICH IS LIKESUCH A WEIRD WAY TO DIE.

IT'S SO STUPID.

BUT IT'S, LIKE,FUNNY TO ME,

LIKE, JUST TRYINGTO EXPLAIN THAT TO SOMEBODY,

LIKE DYING THAT WAY.

LIKE, "DUDE, DID YOU HEARABOUT NICK?"

"NO, WHAT HAPPENED?"

"HE DIED."

"WHAT? HOW?"

"HE WAS POISONED."

"WHAT? WHO DID IT?"

"NICK."

"OH, MY GOD.WITH WHAT?"

"SEA BREEZES."

[whimpering]

[high-pitched] SEA BREEZE?

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