Pablo Francisco - Crime Aerobics

  • Season 4, Ep 4
  • 12/24/2000
  • Views: 18,381

Pablo proposes an alternate workout regimen for criminals. (0:54)

I COULD BE A MALE DANCER

AT DENNY'S WITH MY BODY.

LOOK AT THAT.

I DON'T EVEN WORK OUT.

I WORK ON ONE OF THOSE.

HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE?

"NOT SOLD IN STORES, JAN,

'CAUSE IT'S A PIECE OF (BLEEP)."

(LAUGHTER)

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ONE?

"I GOT THE IDEA BY SMOKING A LOT

OF POT.

I SLID ACROSS THE LINOLEUM FLOOR

TO GET SOME KAPTAIN KRUNCH.

AND THAT'S WHERE I CAME UP WITH

THE LAZY (BLEEP)."

WHAT'S THE OTHER ONE, THE ONE

INSTRUCTOR GUY, THE BALD?

"COME ON.

COME ON.

COME ON, NOW."

THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE A CROOK.

HE SHOULD HAVE "CRIME AEROBICS."

"OKAY.

LET'S RUN FROM THE POLICE.

LET'S RUN FROM THE POLICE.

LET'S CLIMB THE FENCE.

LET'S CLIMB THE FENCE.

LET'S STASH THE DOPE.

LET'S STASH THE DOPE.

DON'T BE SWEATING LIKE YOU GOT

MACE IN YOUR FACE, BITCH.

COME ON.

LET'S GO.

I'LL KICK YOUR ASS."

♪ (MUSIC PLAYS)

Loading...