Ability - The Castaways

  • Ep 2
  • 02/11/2010
  • Views: 32,262

Four men are stranded without food on a desert island, and one must make the ultimate sacrifice. (3:31)

PRETTY BLEAK.

WE'VE BEEN TRYIN'FOR TWO WEEKS,

AND THERE'S ABSOLUTELYNO FOOD ON THIS ISLAND.

EVERYONE HERE IS STARVING.

WE ALL KNOWWHAT THIS MEANS.

THAT SOMEONE HEREIS GONNA HAVE TO MAKE

THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE.

SOMEONE WILL BE EATEN.

WHO'S IT GONNA BE?

[suspenseful music]

- SO, UH, HOW DO YOUWANT TO DO IT?

- I MEAN, EVERYBODY,IN ALL FAIRNESS,

SHOULD JUSTMAYBE TAKE A MINUTE

AND STATE THEIR CASE.

- I REALLY THINK WE SHOULDGIVE FISHING ANOTHER SHOT.

- WE ALREADY TRIED THAT.THERE'S NO FISH.

- NO FISH YET.

I'M SAYIN' FISH,'CAUSE IT'S OUT THERE.

- SO, UH, HOW DO YOUWANT TO DO IT?

- I SAW A STARFISHLAST WEEK.

- I'LL GO FIRST.

AS YOU ALL KNOW,I'M A EXPERT SURVIVALIST.

I'VE BEEN A MARINETEN YEARS,

AND MOST RECENTLY,A MOUNTAIN GUIDE.

- MOUNTAINS?- MOUNTAINS.

- SORRY, I'M JUST WONDERINGHOW THE MOUNTAINS PERTAIN,

'CAUSE THERE'S NO MOUNTAINSON THIS ISLAND.

- FAIR ENOUGH.

BUT I BUILT A FIRE FOR USEVERY NIGHT.

- IT'S A LITTLE HOT.

ANYBODY HOT?

IT'S A LITTLE TOO MUCH.

- UH, ALL RIGHT,I GUESS I'LL GO.

I'M A REGISTERED NURSE,

AND I HAVE--- CERTIFIED?

- WHAT'S THAT.

- CERTIFIED?- REGISTERED.

ALSO, UH, A MARINE,

BUT ONLY FOR THREE YEARS.

- MARINE?THAT'S FUNNY.

ONE ISLAND,WE HAVE TWO MARINES.

KIND OF DOUBLED-UPIN THAT DEPARTMENT.

- OKAY, LET'S VOTE.

- YEAH, LET'S VOTE.- LET'S VOTE.

- WHOA! CAN I GO?

- RIGHT, OF COURSE.

- GENTLEMEN, WE ARE STRANDEDON AN ISLAND.

WE HAVE NO FOOD.

WE HAVE NO,UH...SNACKS.

YOU KNOW, NOTHING.

BUT WHAT WE HAVEIS EACH OTHER.

WE HAVE FRIENDSHIP.

WE'VE--WE'VE BONDED.

MORE IMPORTANTLY,LET'S NOT UNDERVALUE

SOMETHINGTHAT WE ALL LOVE--

ENTERTAINMENT.

RIGHT?

I MEAN, I'VE PROVIDED THATMORE THAN ANYBODY HERE.

THE TIME THAT I FELLBACKWARDS

AND I BROKE THE HUT.

COME ON,THAT WAS FUNNY.

- IT DID MESS UP THE HUT.

- BUT LET'S REMEMBER,I'VE DANCED ON THE BEACH

FOR EACH OF YOUAT SEPARATE TIMES.

I'M ALWAYSQUICK WITH A JOKE.

I MADE THAT JOKEABOUT YOUR WIFE,

HOW SHE'SPROBABLY CHEATING ON YOU,

BECAUSE, YOU KNOW.

- I REMEMBER IT WELL.- YES.

- THAT WAS HILARIOUS.

- IT WAS HILARIOUS.

THERE'S SO MUCH MOREWHERE THAT CAME FROM.

GIVE ME THAT CHANCE.I WILL PUT A SMILE

ON THE REMAINING TWO FACESTHAT JOIN ME

INTO THE FUTURE.

THAT'S MY PROMISE.

- LOOK, OKAY,I'M THE CAPTAIN.

I'M RESPONSIBLE.

I'M THE ONEWHO MADE THE CHOICE

TO LET OLIVERSTEER THE BOAT, SO...

MAYBE YOU SHOULDJUST EAT ME.

- YES.- NO, NO, NO.

- IT'S JUST THATKIND OF SELFLESS ATTITUDE

THAT MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE

FOR USTO EVER EAT YOU.

- YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.

THAT COULD NEVER HAPPEN.- THANK YOU.

- HEY, NO ONE'S EATINGANYBODY TONIGHT.

WHAT WE'RE GONNA DOIS WE'RE GONNA SLEEP IT OFF,

WE'RE GONNA LAUGHABOUT THIS TOMORROW,

AND WE WILLBE EATING STARFISH

AND HAVINGA GREAT TIME.

AAH!

[maniacal laughter]

- AAH! AAH!

[boat horn blares]

- HEY! HEY![horn blows blares]

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