Greg Behrendt - Indie Rock Fans

  • Season 2 , Ep 4
  • 04/14/2011
  • Views: 9,570

Greg Behrendt only likes music reviews that are written in all caps and include the words "F**KING AWESOME." (2:22)

OF THIS VAMPIRE WEEKEND THING,ALL RIGHT?

(laughter)NOW...

I DON'T HATE VAMPIRE WEEKEND,AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO WEAR A--

WELL,LET'S BE REAL ABOUT IT.

I'LL WEAR A BOAT SHOE,BUT I'M NOT GONNA WEAR,

YOU KNOW,A ROLLED PINK SHORT PANTS

AND WEAR MY GUITAR UP HERE,WHATEVER.

IT'S A JAUNTY RIFF,AND I KNOW PEOPLE ENJOY IT.

I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEMWITH THEM, BUT WHAT I--

WHAT I DO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH,WHERE I TAKE UMBRAGE,

WHERE I DO IN FACTTAKE UMBRAGE

IS AT THE FANSOF VAMPIRE WEEKEND

BECAUSE THEY AREA PRICKLY LOT.

LISTEN TO ME.OH, THAT'S THE WRONG ONE.

UH, HANG ON.HERE WE GO.

THIS FROM iTUNES.LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

IF YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THE TIMETO WRITE ON iTUNES,

AND YOU'RE GONNA WRITE ABOUTA BAND OR SOMETHING YOU LIKE

AND AND YOUR REVIEWDOESN'T HAVE THE WORDS

"(bleep) AND "AWESOME" IN IT,STOP.

I ONLY LIKE REVIEWSTHAT ARE WRITTEN IN CAPS

AND INCLUDE THE WORD"(bleep) AWESOME"

BECAUSE THAT'S THE KINDOF FAN THAT I LIKE.

NOT THIS FAN.LET ME READ THIS.

THIS IS A REVIEW OF THEIRSECOND RECORD, ALL RIGHT?

"CONTRA." THEY HAD A RECORD.IT CAME OUT.

IT WAS CALLED "CONTRA."CAME OUT LAST YEAR.

THIS IS THE REVIEW.

IT SAID, "I WAS AFRAID THAT THISWAS GOING TO BE 11 TRACKS

OF VAMPIRE WEEKEND TRYINGTO SOUND LIKE VAMPIRE WEEKEND."

(laughter)

WHAT THE--

(bleep) WHO ARE YOU,YOU ASS?

IF YOU (bleep) LIVE VAMPIRE--WOULDN'T YOU--

THAT'S LIKE SAYING,YOU KNOW WHAT?

I LIKE COCA-COLA,BUT THE NEXT TIME I DRINK ONE,

IT BETTER (bleep) TASTELIKE A CAN OF BEES.

(laughter)I WANT TO BE--YEAH.

I DON'T WANT TO HAVETHE SAME EXPERIENCE AT ALL.

I LIKE COKE,BUT I WANT TO GET HURT.

I WANT IT TO BE DIFFERENT,RIGHT?

SO THAT'S HOW THIS UNGRATEFULGUY STARTS HIS REVIEW.

BUT THEN HE GOES ON.OH, NO.

BUT HE WAS THRILLED TO FINDTHAT THEY STILL GOT IT.

THEY--THE THING THAT YOU--WHAT?

WHAT DO THEY STILL HAVE?THE THING THAT YOU WERE JUST--

BUT HE CLARIFIES.

(laughter)"IF ANYTHING,

THEY SOUND MORE LIKE THEM THANTHEY DID ON THE LAST ALBUM."

(laughter)

LET ME SAY THAT AGAIN--"THEY SOUND MORE LIKE THEM

THAN THEY DIDON THE LAST ALBUM,"

AND YET IN THE BEGINNINGOF HIS REVIEW,

THAT'S WHAT HE WASTHE MOST AFRAID OF!"

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