Carlos Mencia - Political Correctness

  • Season 6 , Ep 10
  • 06/23/2002
  • Views: 5,285

Some of you think you have fun, but you don't. (2:36)

I GUARANTEE YOU.

AS SOON AS OSAMA BIN LADEN

WAS IMPLICATED IN PLOT,

I GUARANTEE YOU.

AS SOON AS THEY SAID ON CNN,

OSAMA BIN LADEN, HE GOT A PHONE

CALL FROM JAPAN.

(JAPANESE ACCENT) "YOU SCREW UP

BIG TIME."

"HOW CAN YOU BE SO STUPID?

YOU DON'T HAVE A HISTORY

CHANNEL?"

(LAUGHTER)

"YOU DON'T KNOW.

YOU DON'T KNOW.

OOH.

OH, NO.

OH, TRUST ME.

YOU DON'T KNOW."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

"WE USE TO THINK A JUST A LIKE

A YOU.

WE KICK THEIR ASS IN A PEARL

HARBOR.

WE DROP OVER THOUSAND BOMB.

WE COME BACK HOME, WE PARTY.

WHO DA MAN?

I DA MAN.

WHO DA MAN?

I DA MAN.

BUT WE NEARLY PISSED THEM OFF.

THEY COME TO US.

THEY DIDN'T DROP A TWENTY BOMB.

A THOUSAND BOMB.

YOU KNOW?

THEY DROP TWO BOMB.

JUST A TWO.

THE BOMB WAS SO BIG,

EVEN OUR PENIS GOT SMALLER."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

AND YOU SEE EVERYBODY GOT

PICKED ON EVERYBODY HAD

A FABULOUS TIME.

BUT NO, NO, THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE

ARE AFRAID OF.

US ENJOYING MAKING FUN OF

EACH OTHER.

LISTEN, LOOK AT ME WHITE PEOPLE

WHEN I SAY THIS.

(LAUGHTER)

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY WHITE

PEOPLE HAVE DIED IN THE HISTORY

OF AMERICA SO THAT WE COULD HAVE

THE FUNDAMENTAL FREEDOM OF

SPEECH TO SAY WHAT WE FEEL?

SEE I WISH THAT YOU HAD

MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

I WISH THAT YOU KNEW WHAT IT WAS

LIKE TO REALLY HAVE FUN.

BUT SOME OF YOU DON'T AND YOU

THINK YOU DO.

PLEASE, TELL MY JOKES AT YOUR

JOB ON MONDAY.

(LAUGHTER)

WE GOT TOO FAR WITH THIS STUFF.

WE GO TOO FAR WITH POLITICAL

CORRECTNESS.

WE LISTEN TO HISPANIC PEOPLE

WHEN THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT

THE TACO BELL DOG INSTEAD OF

BEING GLAD THAT YOU KNOW THERE'S

SOMETHING ON TV.

THEY'RE LIKE, "HEY, MAN,

I DON'T LIKE THAT DOG.

IT REPRESENTS ME."

HOW RETARDED DO YOU HAVE TO BE

TO LOOK AT A DOG AND SAY,

"HEY, MAN, THAT'S ME!"

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

YOU THE MAN.

YOU THE MAN.

(APPLAUSE CONTINUES)

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