Marina Franklin - The Whitest Guy I've Ever Dated

  • Season 2 , Ep 2
  • 03/31/2011
  • Views: 9,293

Marina Franklin's boyfriend's only experience with black people is watching "The Wire." (2:27)

I LIKE THE LITTLE ONES.

(laughter,scattered cheers)

YES, I DO LIKE THOSE LITTLEONES.

YES, I DO.

UH... MMM.

I AM OFFICIALLY A COUGAR.

HE'S YOUNG AND WHITE.

SO I'M NOT JUST A COUGAR,I'M A BLACK PANTHER.

(laughter)

YOUNG AND WHITE, AND HE WANTS METO MEET HIS MAMA.

THAT'S GONNA BE A SITUATION.

(laughter)

'CAUSE HE HAS TO TELL HERTWO THINGS.

HE HAS TO TELL HER I'M OLDER,AND I'M BLACK.

I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HER.

'CAUSE I'M GONNA TELL HER.

(whispers) "I GOTYOUR BABY BOY!"

(laughter)

I'M JOKING.I MET HER.

I JUST LOVE THAT JOKETHE WAY I WROTE IT.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE CHANGING IT,SO...

(laughter)

NO, THEY WERE VERY NICE.I MEAN, EVERYONE WAS NICE.

IT'S THE HOLIDAYS,AND THEY KNEW I WAS COMING.

THEY WERE PREPARED.

THEY PUT THEIR STUFF AWAY.

(laughter)

(laughs) EVERYONE WAS NICE,WHICH ACTUALLY BOTHERED ME,

YOU KNOW,'CAUSE I KINDA LIKE TO--

YOU KNOW, TO GET WEIRDAND CRAZY AND AWKWARD

LIKE, I WAS TOO NICEFOR A COMIC.

LIKE, I WANTED TO REPRESENT,YOU KNOW, ACT A FOOL.

I WANTED TO GO IN THEREAND BE LIKE,

YO, WHAT'S UP, (bleep)?WHAT'S UP?

WHERE'S THE SWEET POTATOES, HUH?WHERE'S THE SWEET POTATOES?

GOT MY BABY BOY RIGHT HERE?UH-UH!

(laughter)

BY THE WAY, YOU'RE NOTA BLACK COMIC UNTIL YOU DO THIS.

UH-UH! (laughs)

BUT I DIDN'T--I DIDN'T DO THAT.

I BEHAVED, YOU KNOW.

HIS MOM IS ACTUALLYVERY FUNNY, TOO.

SHE'S NICE.SHE'S A GIFT GIVER.

SHE WATCHES QVC A LOT.

SHE GAVE METHIS LIP PLUMPER.

(laughter)

MM-HMM.

SUPPOSED TO MAKEYOUR LIPS BIGGER.

(laughter)

DO I HAVE TO EXPLAINWHY THAT WAS INAPPROPRIATE?

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