Uncensored - Bobcat Goldthwait - Gay Bashing

Bobcat Goldthwait & Mark Roberts Season 1, Ep 0158 02/24/1992 Views: 9,434

Bobcat politely declines Axl Rose's offer. (2:28)

IN COMEDY AND IN ROCK AND ROLL.

GAY BASHING IS GUYS GOING,"I HATE YOU

"BECAUSE, UM... BECAUSE, UH...BECAUSE YOU'RE QUEER.

"I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE QUEERAND, UM... YOU'RE GAY

"AND YOU'RE A FAGAND YOU'RE QUEER

AND YOU'RE KIND OF ATTRACTIVEAND, UM..."

( laughter )

"SEE, I WANT TO HAVE SEXWITH YOU BUT I'M IN THE CLOSET

SO I'LL JUST BEAT YOU UPAND JERK OFF LATER ON IN MY..."

( cheering )

"MY TRANS AM."

( laughter )

OH, WHEN I SEE A TRANS AM,I DON'T GO, "HEY, COOL CAR."

I GO, "THERE'S SOMEONEREALLY INSECURE ABOUT HIS PENIS

MAKING A LOT OF PAYMENTS."

OH, MAN.

WHOEVER THOUGHT ROCK AND ROLLWOULD BECOME SO HOMOPHOBIC?

AND AXL ROSE ACTUALLYWAS MAD AT ME

BECAUSE HE HAD A LYRICON AN ALBUM AND IT SAID

"NIGGERS AND POLICE,GET OUT OF MY WAY

"IMMIGRANTS AND FAGGOTS,YOU COME TO THIS COUNTRY

"AND YOU THINK YOU CAN DOAS YOU PLEASE

AND THEN SPREAD DISEASE"

AND WHATEVER ELSE RHYMESTO AXL AND SLASH.

THERE'S A THINK TANKI WANT TO DIVE INTO!

( imitating Axl Rose singing )

AND THE MOST OFFENSIVE THINGI FOUND ON THE ALBUM

WAS THAT THEY HADA WARNING LABEL SAYING

"I HOPE WEDON'T OFFEND ANYBODY."

I WILL DEFENDANYONE'S FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

WHAT I FIND MOST OFFENSIVEWAS THE WARNING LABEL.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT TO BEA REDNECK, THAT'S FINE WITH ME

JUST DON'T BE SUCHA PUSSY ABOUT IT.

( cheering )

I GUESS... I GUESS IF MEIN KAMPFHAD A WARNING LABEL

HITLER WOULD HAVE BEENAN OKAY GUY ON A KOOKY DAY.

( laughter )

SO IN ROLLING STONE, AXL ROSESAID, "'F' BOB GOLDTHWAIT."

HE ACTUALLY SAID THE WHOLE WORD,HE DIDN'T SAY "F."

I'M JUST TRYINGTO GET THIS ON TV.

AXL SAID, "'F' BOB GOLDTHWAIT."

AND, UM... ALTHOUGH I DO FINDHIM QUITE ATTRACTIVE, UM...

( laughter )

SEEING THAT I.V. DRUG USERSARE IN A HIGH-RISK GROUP

I THINK I'LL PASS ONTHAT PARTICULAR OFFER FOR NOW.

( applause )

YEAH.

SILLY ME, YOU KNOW

I THOUGHT GAYSWERE BORN AND RAISED HERE

BUT APPARENTLY, NO.

APPARENTLY THEY COMEFROM SOME EUROPEAN COUNTRY

THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT.

LIKE HOMOSLAVIA IS OUT THERE.