Not Letting These Animals Use My Toilet

  • Season 2 , Ep 217
  • 04/25/2012
  • Views: 29,291

Everyone assumes a role when the gang hunkers down at a cabin in the woods. (1:48)

TWAYNE, THERE ARE LANDMINES INTHAT CRATE.

ESTABLISH A SECURITY PERIMETER.

CUDDLES,YOU'LL TAKE FIRST WATCH.

cla-clack!

- YOU TWO,

GATHER LOGSTO BUILD A POOP HUT.

BUT DIG A HEALTHYCRAP HOLE FIRST.

CHOP, CHOP.

- BUT THERE'S A BATHROOMIN THE CABIN.

- YOU THINK I'M LETTINGTHESE ANIMALS USE MY TOILET?

- [groaning]

- LET'S SAYTHERE REALLY IS A BARNEY.

IF YOU HAD DATEDA JERK LIKE THAT,

YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD MEABOUT HIM.

- THERE'S A LOT OF STUFFI HAVEN'T TOLD YOU

MAINLY TO AVOID ANNOYINGCONVERSATIONS LIKE THIS.

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOWABOUT BARNEY AND ME

IS IN THAT JOURNAL.

I'M HITTING THE SHOWERS.

- OKAY, I'LL READ IT.

BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M GONNAHAVE TO USE THIS AFTER LUNCH.

- [groaning]

- [laughing]

- RANDALL, MY BOY.I NEED TO BORROW THE VAN.

- WHY?TO REDEEM YOUR LOTTERY TICKET?

- YEAH.

- YOUR BIRTHDAY NUMBERS?10-14-13-74?

- AH, HOW DO YOU KNOWI PLAY MY BIRTHDAY?

- I KNOW A LITTLE BITABOUT EVERYONE.

I'M A RENAISSANCE MAN.

ALSO, YOU TOLD MEWHILE YOU WERE WASTED.

I MEAN, IT'S ALLYOU WOULD TALK ABOUT.

ANYWAY, I WANT HALF.

- DREAM ON, ZOMBIE.

- YOU NEED A RIDE TO THE CITY.

- HA, I'LL JUST USE MY WANDTO ZAP BACK TO NEW YORK.

WATCH THIS. HM. AH.

- OH, GARY,WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

- [bleep].

- HOW 'BOUT I TELL THESE PEOPLEWITH NOTHING TO LOSE

THAT YOU'RE HOLDING A TICKETWORTH $372 MILLION.

cla-clack!

- OKAY, OKAY. "F."

- YOU GOT A DEAL, PARTNER.

[clicking]- [gasps]

- FYI, I HAVE A VERY SLOWGASTROINTESTINAL TRACT.

- YOU'RE A REAL BASTARD.TO THE VAN.

WHERE'D THE VAN GO?

- APRIL FOOLS YOU [bleep].DON'T ASK ME HOW I DID IT.

- I GUESS WE'RE WALKING.

- [moaning]OH, YEAH.

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