Kyle Grooms - Women

  • Season 11 , Ep 6
  • 01/25/2007
  • Views: 6,057

Kyle Grooms loves women. (1:56)

AND I'M NOT SAYING THATTO KISS YOUR ASS LADIES,BUT IF IT HELPS, MWAH!

[LAUGHTER]

I LOVE Y'ALL. I LOVE-- YOU KNOW.IT'S NOT JUST PHYSICAL.

I LOVE YOUR SPIRIT AND ALL THAT GOOFY STUFF.

BUT THERE'S SIMPLE THINGS I LOVE ABOUT A WOMAN.

I LOVE WHEN YOU SMILE. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE TEETH.

- WHEW! - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

NAH, TEETH MAKE A SMILE SO PRETTY

WHEN THEY RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER.

- THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL THING. - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

Y'ALL WOMEN TRY TO SOFTEN A MAN, MAN.

"WHY DON'T YOU CRY? BE SENSITIVE.

IT'S OKAY TO HAVE FEELINGS." HAVING FEELINGS AND BEING A MAN

DON'T GO WELL TOGETHER'CAUSE WE TAUGHT NOT TOHAVE FEELINGS, RIGHT?

WE TAUGHT TO BURY THEM AND BE A SOLDIER, RIGHT?!

WE KIDS WE FALL, GET HURT, THEY SAY, "DON'T CRY."

WE BE SITTING THERE LIKE-- "[SNIVELING] WHY?!"

"'CAUSE YOU GONNA BE A MAN!" "[SNIVELING] BUT IT HURTS!

"I DON'T WANNA BE A MAN.

I WANNA CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH."

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS, WHISTLES AND APPLAUSE]

BUT Y'ALL GET US EVENTUALLY.

IT DON'T MATTER HOW MUCHWE TRY TO PUT MUSCLE ON,

Y'ALL END UP TOUCHING THAT HEART LIKE-- POW!

AND THEN Y'ALL GET US TO CRY AND WE BE LIKE-- [SNIVELING]

AND AS SOON AS WE CRYYOU BE LIKE, "BITCH ASS.

- "YOU'D BE HERE CRYING!- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

CRYING."

CALL YOUR GIRLFRIENDS, "HE WAS CRYING.

- HE WAS CRYING." - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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